sonny88p
Post things you don't want to tweet on Twitter but still want to share with the group
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Parks Ass To Ass
Another one of my friends got engaged recently, and I'm sitting over here (masterbating) and continuing my lifetime single status.
absolutezilch Hey Big Zam!
I don't understand modern rap at all. I don't mean to sound like a geriatric fuck but I don't think there's a legitimate way to enjoy Li'l Pump in any context apart from irony.
sonny88p
@Parks:
verb: to masterbate
definition: to expertly masturbate behind your keyboard to which point you are unable to type words properly
Parks Ass To Ass
Did google remove direct links to image url's through image search? It's gone for me, this is bullshit.
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@Parks:
They removed it to try and reduce image theft. You can still right click on the images and hit the open image thing in the menu.
sonny88p
actual good advice from me to you: "nobody is paying attention to you, don't worry about it"
sonny88p
Hello minority, what is your opinion on this matter?
I'm asking for your opinion, not for someone else to say what they think your opinion might be
sonny88p
almost 50% of people are smarter than the other 50%, that doesn't mean that 50% of the people are dumb and the other 50% are smart
sonny88p
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side
My legs for always supporting me
And my fingers because I could always count on them
#AcceptanceSpeech #IAcceptThisAward
sonny88p
Nope, I had not yet considered that terrifying thought, thank you for putting it in my mind
Parks Ass To Ass
Died in Central Yharnam with 8500 Blood Echoes, got totally annihilated before I could retrieve them. #Bloodborne
sonny88p
It bothers me when i read read as read, I have to re-read read as read so that it makes sense
sonny88p
I know how to say hello in many different languages, which one would you like to hear tomorrow morning
sonny88p
I just want to hold you close and make you feel like you are the only person in the world that I care about in the world ... with my penis
sonny88p
Me when watching a video describing @elonmusk 's method for managing time: "Wait, so not everyone already does it this way and here I thought everyone already knew this simple method that I have been using for years"
sonny88p
"Opinion size age shape colour origin material purpose" shouted the ugly small old bulbous white French meaty shouting man to the green great dragon
sonny88p
I think my dog may be a homosexual, he looks at humans with such lust in his eyes #homosapiens
Parks Ass To Ass
Gambit is such a useless character!! People like him, but can't name anything significant he's ever done.
sonny88p
a man pays $2 for a $1 item he needs
a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need but is on sale
sonny88p
A successful man is one who can make more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
#nope
sonny88p
A woman marries a man expecting him to change but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
#nope
sonny88p
If you are playing basketball and you pass the ball out of pity to someone who doesn't know how to play basketball, you're just going to end up hitting them in the face
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