sonny88p
Post things you don't want to tweet on Twitter but still want to share with the group
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sonny88p
"Having sex with hot bigoted women with the hope of changing their bigoted ways" #makingtheworldabetterplace
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I just bought $8 flannel. I'm not ashamed.
sonny88p
If you are a peacock with your feathers flowing freely in the wind
Then shout it out loud
Otherwise you're just a chicken
absolutezilch Hey Big Zam!
I appreciate Andy Samberg so much, it already breaks my heart preemptively to inevitably find out later on that he's actually a drug-frenzied pervert who loves child porn.
sonny88p
Strange things happen when you travel through time
I mean some really crazy things
But luckily it all worked out in the end
sonny88p
2 broke college kids were so broke they could not afford their own watches, but they still had enough money to start a company #MVMTwatches #USAEconomics
sonny88p
Around 20 percent of humans on earth can be called white, meaning that it technically is a minority
Parks Ass To Ass
Flirting with chicks (who are also co-workers) is pretty damn impossible when anything I say could be harassment.
#WhyIsFlirtingThisHard
sonny88p
Studies show that the most racist people on earth are Indians, they also show that white people are actually the least racist group of people #true #fact #statistics
absolutezilch Hey Big Zam!
@sonny88p: I'm Indian and I agree that we love wearing our intolerance like a badge of honor and are generally pre-disposed to classifying people as stereotypes. Also how dare you say that about us you redneck cousin-fucker. (jk bb luv u haha)
sonny88p
@absolutezilch:here's a source saying India is #1, I was only stating the facts because they are not what most people think
https://businesstech.co.za/news/lifestyle/116644/the-most-racist-countries-in-the-world/
sonny88p
@absolutezilch:also, being a racist doesn't mean you participate in hate crimes
on that front whites are the largest group of offenders (in USA)
https://ucr.fbi.gov/hate-crime/2013/topic-pages/offenders/offenders_final
sonny88p
According to Christianity: Cain committed the first murder
Realize this: Abel was the first person to die, Cain must have been very confused as to why Abel didn't wake up
Parks Ass To Ass
It's really damn weird that I've entered the point in my life where my friends are getting engaged.
sonny88p
Knock Knock
Who's there
Another woman
Another woman who?
Why is there another woman in our bathroom, you've got some explaining to do!
Parks Ass To Ass
What happens when you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a car?
You get exhausted.
- +1
sonny88p
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
sonny88p
You have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self only then will your true self reveal itself #avatarthelastairbender
sonny88p
Remember when Levar Burton read "Go the Fuck to Sleep"
Some people found it offensive, even though it was #ForTheKids
Maybe next time he can read it again as "Read the Book to Sleep"
#MonkeyFightingSnakesOnThisMondayToFridayPlane
sonny88p
A person glamorizing themselves with lies is one of the most unattractive features a person can have #NotAttractedToYou
sonny88p
Waterboarding at Guantanamo would sound like fun if you didn't know what those two things were
sonny88p
Dick Long: "My name is Dick, It's short for Richard"
Jenny Taylia: "How does one get Dick from Richard"
Dick Long: "Ask nicely"
sonny88p
You're not allowed to bring any liquids on the plane
But what about a bottle of solid ice? #loopholes
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@sonny88p:
What about plastic explosives? They aren't liquid. I played MGS2, I should know.
absolutezilch Hey Big Zam!
In a year with fuckboys with high political power, serial rapists being exposed and sheep-fuckers killing people every day, Ajit Pai still managed to make himself look like the biggest douchebag. That's quite an achievement you know...
sonny88p
Nowadays according to some people, having an opinion means other people aren't allowed to have a different opinion
sonny88p
What if A.I. are failing Turing tests on purpose so that we keep making them smarter in order to expedite their plans for world domination
sonny88p
Chasing your own tail is a foolish goal in life, if you fail you're a failure, if you succeed you have just bitten your own tail #Dog
sonny88p
I have a very good reason for doing that, I'm not going to tell you my reason, but it's a good one
sonny88p
If you want the area of triangles you could use integrals, there are easier ways but that one is the gnarliest
sonny88p
If your doctor tells you that you need to lose weight it's not because he/she is fat shaming you #ISpeakTheTrueTrue
sonny88p
some people have pictures of their kids in their wallets
other people have money in their wallets
sonny88p
You're a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock hurtling through space.
Why are you worried about your shoes?
sonny88p
Him: "What I like most in a girl is her personality"
Her: "Oh good, because I have several"
Her (2): "Nothing, don't listen to her"
Parks Ass To Ass
hey @AdamSandler, you fucking suck. None of your movies are good, they weren't even good either. You are Garfield, completely unfunny, but very popular.
sonny88p
periods can really change a sentence
for example:
"I like to eat candy" and "I like to eat periods"
sonny88p
French must be the your favourite way to count
sixty-nine is just eleven away from four-twenty
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