My_nama_JeffOil
Anyone wanna make some hot fanfic bullshit? Well here it is!
Made a test run here cause I'm a faggot and should kill myself.
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Too many options. Didn't use.
Parks Ass To Ass
I made an erotic Calvin and Hobbes story. From what I skimmed Hobbes rails Calvin.
WELP
My_nama_Jeff Oil
@oilfire30: Yeah, bit of a bug where the Authors Name may change positions, so here's a less broken one.
absolutezilch Hey Big Zam!
@oilfire30: I would like the author to change positions. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My_nama_Jeff Oil
@absolutezilch: It actually did for me the first few times, hence why I changed the Author's Name to Westy.
My_nama_Jeff Oil
@absolutezilch: I did catch on... you wanna be in a sexual fanfic with Mad Moxxi from Borderlands.
Alakawaii
Nate walked to the door of Chase's house, his mother answering the door. "Oh hello Nate, Chase is up in his room on his PC browsing dank memes on reddit, I'll go fetch him for you" smiling and beginning to turn around. "Wait, I'm not here for Chase tonight, I'm here for his kawaii sister, *winky face*" said Nate. Chase's mother's face darkened. "But Nate, this party is only for best friends. You aren't on the list." She shut the door in his face. Nate was dumbfounded, he wasn't on the list?!
Nate went back to his house, a plan hatching in his mind. He would get his name onto that list if it was the last thing he would do. Chase's kawaii sister would be his senpai no matter what. He got to his room and tilted his electric guitar backwards exactly 4 1/4 inches backwards and the floor to his closet turned into a staircase into his hidden secret basement lair hideout xtreem meme base. He walked down the stairs, the door to the stairs hiding itself once more once he was through. He approached his hack-station and began getting to work hacking the government so he could hack the internet so he could hack the phone service so he could hack Chase's mom's phone so he could hack Chase's mom's list for the party for Chase's kawaii sister and put himself on the list.
Nate got to work on the hacking and once it was done, went back to Chase's house. This time, Chase answered the door. "Sup, fuckboy" he said to Nate, as Nate peered over his shoulder to the party inside. "Whachu want, dickwad" Chase said to Nate. Nate then said "Chase im here for you kawaii sister's party." "You aint on the list last time i checked, dumbo" Chase replied. "Check again" Nate said with a smug grin, and Chases did check and saw Nate's name. "Woah right this way, sir" Chase said, in awe of Nate's swag and pompous demeanor. Nate got to Chase's Kawaii sister's room to see 6 little girls all sitting in a circle in the middle of the room, chanting in a low monotone fashion. Nate said "Heyyy bayb ;) " to break the ice, and Chase's sister looked at him with glowing red eyes and said something uninteligible, then shot towards him at mach 10. Nate was struck so hard he flew into the coulds and fell back down, falling to the earth's core. There he met a monk, and 4 turtles who were training for war against the BaKAS (Bad ass Kawaii Artificial Sisters). The monk taught Nate and the 4 turtles, who's names were Leonardo Raphael Michealangelo and Donatello, everything he knew. At this moment Nate understood everything, and was euphoric. He had bin enlightened by his own intelligence, not some phony god. He then knew what he had to do, he had to stop all the BaKAS that were chanting to bring the dark lord lucifer and set him upon earth's surface. He thanked the monk and flew off into low orbit, using his new gifts to see every BaKAS member on earth.
First he went to Chase's house, to stop them. He used his palm to strike the floor in the middle of the circle, and heard a sonic boom go off. Their eyes went back to normal colors and Chase's sister looked at Nate with desire and lust, he knew he had won her, but had no time to claim his senpai at this time. He heard 4 other sonic booms go off and knew the turtles were helping too. Nate flew to the next house and did this over and over again until he had prevented 69 chants, hearing 4 seperate booms for each one he did also. He heard some sporattic extra booms as well, that he could only guess were from the monk. At the end of the night he had heard a total of 420 blasts go off, and he knew they had won. He let himself fall back to the ground and began to walk home, knowing Chase's kawaii sister would be his tomorrow, but that sleep would be his tonight.
Nate fell to his bed, feeling relief and felt a great weight lift from his shoulders. A glowing orb of light flew from his chest into the cosmos and he knew he had lost his power, he felt his mind slow and knew he was mortal once more. He was ok with this though, because he wasn't sure pizza would still taste good with his heightened intelligence. He tucked himself in and heard 4 whispers say "Goodnight, bruh" in his ears, he knew they were the turtles and was glad they were there, because Shrek was on the prowl that night and the turtles could protect Nate's puckered tight anus. He smiled and slept easily knowing what good he had done to the world.
-fin
a fanfic i wrote a while back
Jakalarf
was a darj and snowy night. Gay Hideo Kojima had been bored, so bored, you wooldn’t bleve it.
He had been there together in the room with Jr. Guillermo del Toro and Vampire. Normally they could perfectly entertain each other, but not this time. And to make matters worse, it was almost impossible to go to town. It was too snowy, too dark.
“Urgh,†said Jr. Guillermo del Toro, “I wish Mighty Morphine Konami would attack. At least we’d have something to do.â€
Vampire agreed, “I agree,†she said and started throwing Buddy Christ at the wall, just to catch it again when it bounced off. “Uuuurgh,†she then said as well, because she agreed with Jr. Guillermo del Toro, “Don’t you know anything to do, Gay Hideo Kojima?â€
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Gay Hideo Kojima’s gaze went down the room, past Gameboy and a stack of manakins. Then His eye fell onto a mysterious bulge beneath a blooded cloth. I know,†said Gay Hideo Kojima, “How about we play...............spin...the....HEAD OF OUR ENEMIES!â€
“What a superb ideaâ€
“Oh year!â€
Teenage Mutant Ninja and Pirate Norman Reedus also peaked up “Yeaaaah!
So they all sad down and Gay Hideo Kojima took the disembodied head first. Hilariously, it landed on Pirate Norman Reedus, but Gay Hideo Kojima thought Pirate Norman Reedus was quite a bit too creepy and really didn't want to kiss the man. He hoped the others might have mistook it for landing on Vampire, but judging the howls of laughter and the rising anticrepation in the room, they probably didn't. "But but dont you all see it really landed on Vampire?"
"Laaawl no, u shuld kiss Pirate Norman Reedus," said Vampire. The fact that she said it made Gay Hideo Kojima feel rejected :(
But then, all the sudden.... Mighty Morphine Konami attacked!
So Gay Hideo Kojima got onto his tesla. The others followed on their trike but were quite far behind Gay Hideo Kojima knew he had to go faster and faster like the speed of sound. So he raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops.
"No time for rules!" he called out as he passed.
"I have to take my full responsibilities of life!" he said.
Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, headbutting them as he was above them "Eat my fist!" Gay Hideo Kojima yelled as he slapped them. 'Their heads went flying off,spraying guts everywhere.
He speed onwards past fields and villages and cities and mansions and other landscape.
Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went. He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike. 'Their blood sprayed around like a spirograph '.
Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.
Our heroes arrived at Mighty Morphine Konami. He just stood there.
Its time you saw my true form, mortals.
"Mortals?" said Jr. Guillermo del Toro
"What does he mean?"
"Maha. Fools...behold... With that he ripped his mask off!
and his face!which dripped blood on the floor!
His horns sprung up, he was actually Satan all along!
"Satan!" said Gay Hideo Kojima
Gay Hideo Kojima suddenly got on his nee's and bowed.
"My Lord!"
Pokemon Amethysts was shocked "Gay Hideo Kojima was going on!?!?!"
"Satan is my Lord. The one true god that I follow and worship"
"I am a Satanist!"
"Yes Gay Hideo Kojima has always been my faithful servant" said Satan.
"OMG!" said everyone.
"And now I will have to kill everyone as that is my masters wishs" "Arggg...." said everyone as Gay Hideo Kojima killed them with a nearby chainsaw. It made quite a mess, but Satan liked it.
"Thank you" said Satan.
"What now my lord?"
"Now we will rule earth together."
The End
I think it turned out well
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