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ThisNameIsValid

I'm sure there's a thread with everyone's real name, but I don't care enough to go looking for it/through it. I'll start, mine is Devon J Merchant.

157 Replies

bubblejuice

kose mochen

Sure, I'm Bic dickems

ThisNameIsValid

@bubblejuice: Nah, chill.

Parks

Ass To Ass

I'm Parker, hello.

Savis117

Meat-Spinner

this is a terrible idea

Brofessional

I'm Jake, hello.

ThisNameIsValid

@Savis117: Nah, it's fine.

ADashofRainbow

Tim

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It's not really your name unless you include your social security number and date of birth. Possibly your mother's maiden name too, in case your parents get divorced or something I don't want to have to ask about what your new name might be. It's just simplest if you give me all your information now, to make this friendship last.

Neal

ROLF

Hi my name is Neal.

ghostface

Reference

@Neal:Shit, I though it was Esteban

LaughingMan9

Biggus Dickus

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

Zaman

deadshadow

foking furry

gabe newel

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

Joshua Dibb

Zac

Sheriff

Alright my name is Zac, but no one is suppose to know. There are pedophiles on the internet that could find out my full name and address and come to my house and rape me.

Parks

Ass To Ass

@Zac: That's why you should never CHAT with people on a public forum for a podcast.

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

Sup niggas, Conner Tuttle reporting in.

Jade

Thomas Mapother IV

M4xwell

Insanitarium

Jürgen Zagallo

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

@M4xwell:
get on my level scrub

Deleted user

KimJungUn

Vic Vinegar

Zac

Sheriff

@Parks:Ik the police warned me in the 5th grade about those places

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

Den Mother.

Jakalarf

Zac, and i used to be the only Zac until the other Zac joined. It's fine though I won't declare war.

SpongeyGString

Akari~n!

Last I checked my name was Connor. My profile even says so.

B0r1ng

The Expendables 2 Stuntman.

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Zac

Sheriff

@Jakalarf:There was another Zac at one point, we could have been the triple Z but not be allies and fight each other

Deleted user

My name is Herman Cain.

bubblejuice

kose mochen

CHAT Image

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M4xwell

Insanitarium

@SpongeyGString: ConA

Neal

ROLF

@ghostface: Legally it is Edwin.

bubblejuice

kose mochen

Why care about what our real names are, if you only know us by our Internet persona.

Zac

Sheriff

@bubblejuice:Y U gotta h8... lance

deadshadow

foking furry

i am also known as deady, bane and scrub

bubblejuice

kose mochen

@Zac: I know, I got a little to much vinegar in me. I apologies.

bubblejuice

kose mochen

Replying to OP: as Zac stated my name is indeed Lancelot.

Deleted user

KimJungUn

@deadshadow: DBS

Parks

Ass To Ass

@simsoy: Some people think you're an idiot.

dark2jungle

Heil Hydra

Dark

Zac

Sheriff

@bubblejuice:Lo siento, i am also filled with bases.

Chemistry jokes are not my strong suit.

Deleted user

@deadshadow:Scrublord

Deleted user

@Parks:They think I'm an idiot because the rent is too damned high! Shit, wait, that's another black politician.

deadshadow

foking furry

@simsoy: yes i lord the srcubs

Parks

Ass To Ass

@simsoy: Strong Thurman?

LV_Wizard

Lord_Haiku

Douglas Brendel.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

M4xwell Then.

JohnStephen

My real name is AStingyMiser

Eckstorm125

The StarLord

The StarLord

Parks

Ass To Ass

@Eckstorm125: Adam Warlock's cooler than you.

Zac

Sheriff

@Eckstorm125:Calm down there Peter

Murr_y

N.G.F.F.N.G.

I'm actually Fragger.

Zac

Sheriff

@Murr_y:Frogger? CHAT Image

Jade

I go by Tom Cruise.

Murr_y

N.G.F.F.N.G.

@Zac: frogsonfire.org

Zac

Sheriff

@Murr_y:Im kinda disappointed thats not an actual website

Murr_y

N.G.F.F.N.G.

@Zac: I'm kinda disappointed that kidsonfire.org is not around anymore.

Zac

Sheriff

@Murr_y:I never got to check it out, i only ever heard of it

Jade

 My name is what my name is who name is ticka ticka.

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

Hi! My name is WHAT?

Murr_y

N.G.F.F.N.G.

@absolutezilch: Hi What, my name is Who.

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

@Murr_y: My name is Chika Chika Slim Shady.

Eckstorm125

The StarLord

@Parks: Yeah, well....

B0r1ng

To be serious here my name is XRay.

Zac

Sheriff

@B0r1ng:Now i can make your avatar too!

mlp_midnaspet

Homo-Queen*

I am jacob Archer, find me on adultfriendfinder.com as user: Pusiemasher404

Zac

Sheriff

@mlp_midnaspet:404 user not found

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

@EnlightenedOne:
fuck off pep

masterofxen

Dick Fiddler

Jason here to add no point to any conversation.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@mlp_midnaspet: it's already a fake. Homo-king doesn't mash the pusie

Dangerfox

Robert E Lee

Parks

Ass To Ass

@Dangerfox: You died over 100 years ago.

Zac

Sheriff

@Parks:You were never alive...

Parks

Ass To Ass

@Zac: WHAT?! MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zac

Sheriff

@Parks:My god, im sorry you had to find out this way

KorporalKitty

PAM

I am not going to share my name online

Eckstorm125

The StarLord

ALRIGHT, I CONFESS!! I've never seen 2 broke girls

Chenzo

( ͡° ͜ʖ

Liam

Shannon

Queen

I find this thread amusing as I spent most of my time calling CHAT users by their first names. Such as Vincent, Thomas, Hunter, Carter....... yeah.
But my user is luckily my actual first name, no guessing needed.

Savis117

Meat-Spinner

Tenacious D

Chenzo

( ͡° ͜ʖ

@Shannon: *Liam

Parks

Ass To Ass

@Eckstorm125: That show's really shit.

mlp_midnaspet

Homo-Queen*

@M4xwell: it was a ruse you fool

Parks

Ass To Ass

Whoop whoop.

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

Blurryface I'll proceed to kill myself now...

Bartek

But... this is my real name...

deadshadow

foking furry

my middle name is Lillitvedt and that's all I will tell you goyz on the internets

Deleted user

Nathan, but I'm starting to go by Nat. It is more gender neutral.

Eddie

Eddie

Zackizzle

@Eddie:
No way.

Chenzo

( ͡° ͜ʖ

It's still totally Liam.

JiffyIube

Hello?

Laurin

Deleted user

@JiffyIube:
I adore your name. Be my friend.

JiffyIube

Hello?

@BBurn0: Well, actually it's my middle name but I'll consider your offer if it still stands.

Applejack4life

@JiffyIube:
Where are you from?

JiffyIube

Hello?

@Applejack4life: Uhh, like, where was I born?

Applejack4life

@JiffyIube:
Yeah, just wondering cause Laurin is a german name.

Eddie

@Zackizzle:
technically it's Edward, but don't tell anyone

Deleted user

@JiffyIube:
Absolutely.

JiffyIube

Hello?

@Applejack4life: I'm from Italy.

Parks

Ass To Ass

@JiffyIube: How brown is your natural skin color?

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