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My future kid

Brooks

I need ideas for my future son's name. Any suggestions?

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M4xwell

Insanitarium

Maxwell    




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ReservoirDog

Knocked up your girlfriend? That sucks dude.

Brooks

@ReservoirDog: No no but she wants to name him Kal-El

Alacaie

Thorin, as in Oakenshield, from the hobbit.

ReservoirDog

@Brooks: So she isn't pregnant?

Brooks

@ReservoirDog: I certainly hope not

M4xwell

Insanitarium

Realistic: Other than Kal-El (what the bloody hell), what other names have she talked about?

Insanity_Trials

Whisper Kick

Flowington Flooslee Escarbanto.

(A name my friend and I came up when we were thinking of ridiculous names)

But seriously, I like James for a boy and I have no idea what I would do for a girl.

LaughingMan9

...how old are you?

Brooks

@M4xwell: Girl- Peyton
Boy- Keegan or Xander

aWSOMN360

Nolan.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Brooks: Not to be picky, but what ethnicity/nationality/etc is she? It would make sense to choose those types of names by tradition/culture.

ReservoirDog

I would say that Luke is a great name.

Brooks

@LaughingMan9: 19 but it's just a talk and I wanted to consult my internet box buddies

Brooks

@M4xwell: She's Irish and I'm Italian

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Brooks: WHELP.

Not sure: have you thought of Liam? Brennan?

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Deleted User

You should name him Mike Kroon, that way he'll be swimming in pink.

Brooks

Flowington Flooslee Escarbanto, Thorin, Nolan are a no go
Luke, Liam, Brennan, and James are good. What about Peyton she really doesn't want to give that up. (Peyton Alexandria)

Neal

ROLF

Edward

MLP_JoshF

Josh

M4xwell

Insanitarium

Liam Peyton

Brooks

@MLP_JoshF:Good suggestion not sure how you thought of it though. Also I really need good girl names. In regards to swimming in pink she doesn't mind if his swimming in dicks so a gay name is fine as well.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Brooks:
Alexandra, Brianna, Gabriela, Daniela, Mia, Alexia

ADashofRainbow

boy-Ender
girl-valentine

you kids will be ender's game references!!

Dani

Thanks for the input guys! I really appreciate the great suggestions you've made.
As much as I like Daniela... my name is Danielle. I don't wanna be a one of those bitches but I love Mia and Alexia. I also really like Brennan.

Brooks

@Dani: Hi Dani

Marathon

Sargent "Sir" Johannesburg Dicks.

Dani

@Marathon: How about... Yes

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

Sir Brooksington.

Dani

@TenaciousTuttle:I never really liked the name Brooks... Just seems kinda crappy (In case he sees this: looooooove you)

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

@Dani:

Let's try Ishmael.

Dani

@TenaciousTuttle:Will he be a whaler?

ltayl1

1.048596

Anything normal. Fuck those bullshit pretentious names.

AwYeah

@super_legit

Bruce Wayne

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

@Dani:

Of course. I will be his Queequeg.

Dani

@ltayl1:I guess I missed the meeting where Brennan and Peyton were declared "pretentious." It's not like it's Bartholomew or something out there like fucking Wingspan.

deadshadow

foking furry

shao kahn

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Dani: I think he was talking about 'Maxwell', not the other ones...

Dani

@M4xwell:Maxwell is a badass name and don't you forget it!

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Dani:
Of course it is, its a definite choice for my son (when the time comes) along with Roy or Trent.

Dani

@M4xwell:Great names. I also like Riley... if you are taking suggestions.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Dani: Sure, why not? (rhetorical), although I'm still below the age of 'usual' kids (ALTHOUGH teenagers these days are becoming pregnant at 16-17, my age).

Try it: Cuban / American.

Dani

@M4xwell:Oh I know. I'm 18, about to finish my first semester of college and people my age are already married with kids. I don't want to have kids yet. I want to finish school but hey... it's nice to think about.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Dani: Indeed it is. At least you have your future ahead of you, most people who are like that (pregnant and married) can only get what they can grab, not what they can think to get unless they push their arse to it even more than others.

Dani

@M4xwell:I feel like these days if they truly wanted to they could still go through school or whatever it is they want, despite having a kid. However many of the girls I know don't have the drive or desire to make something of their lives (not bashing teen moms. My mom was one and I think I turned out pretty well).

CyroWolf

I've always been partial to Bruce. It has a strong sound to it, and look at the Bruce lineage:
Bruce Lee
Bruce Dickinson
Bruce (the shark)
Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Wayne
Bruce Banner
Bruce Willis
list goes on

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LaughingMan9

@CyroWolf: Fun fact, Bruce Banner's name was changed to David in the TV series because the producers thought it sounded faggy.

CyroWolf

@LaughingMan9: Interesting.

sonny88p

Michael is a good name to use

Tereall

Stamper or Vash that's what I got

ltayl1

1.048596

@Dani: Note well that I never explicitly stated that those names are pretentious. I was more thinking along the lines of Xavier or something like that.
Not gonna lie though, Brennan is pretty pretentious and I hate the name Peyton because it reminds me of this kid I hate.

I dunno though, names like Michael, Connor or Matthew I'd consider normal.

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

I'm calling my son Markus Bromothymol Blue

deadshadow

foking furry

if its a boy call him Kane or Edgar if female Barbra

Miser_Reborn

I'm torn between Sefton or Rafferty.

Or you could always go the Toby route so he can go around and speak in sentences containing "I, Toby, shall accomplish this given task" and get murdered in a shitty slasher movie.

Miser_Reborn

@ltayl1: Literally everyone in America is named either one of those, Chris (which includes Christopher, Christian, Christine, etc.), or Tyler.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Miser_Reborn: On second thought, boy or girl, call it 'Kanjoos'

Miser_Reborn

@M4xwell: I had something unfunny to respond with but I'm just gonna reply with this.
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Miser_Reborn

@M4xwell: And also this.
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deadshadow

foking furry

@Miser_Reborn: so that were everything you do is from now i know

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Miser_Reborn: Actually seen it live. Pretty good.

Parks

Ass To Ass

Franklin (Donut).

Chenzo

( ͡° ͜ʖ

Rorn

SpongeyGString

Akari~n!

Erin. According to Nolan it works for both genders.

KorporalKitty

PAM

Louis if it is a girl Luay if it is a boy

joe

name him Jarvis

Insanity_Trials

Whisper Kick

Elisa might be a good girl's name. Also, Brooks, you brought your girlfriend on the site? Fag.

(No, but seriously that's cool as fuck)

Dani

@Insanity_Trials:That's because I'm cool as fuck. :D

Dani

@SpongeyGString:I'm not usually a fan of unisex names but Erin, Peyton, and Riley I like a lot.

KimmyJ

King Chad

Ebenezer.

natehalodragon

If it's a boy it should be Max Peyton. Compromise.

MLP_JoshF

Pull a Mike and make her middle name Fluttershy

Overt_Ode

@M4xwell: *M4xwell

Replying to OP: Andrew

Brooks

@MLP_JoshF: Absolutely a possibility

Dani

@Brooks:How about nope

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Overt-Ode: Calm down. My son will not be as OG as me.

Overt_Ode

@M4xwell:
Sorry for mistake

Sometimes I get excited

Woops not haiku thread

Brooks

Bump

KorporalKitty

PAM

@Brooks: you are a cunt.

My_nama_Jeff

Oil

@LouAPinto: That's a terrible name.

Parks

Ass To Ass

@Brooks: Are you dating the same girl?

Jade

@Brooks:what was the point of this thread?

Oh wait no threads have a point here.
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Zackizzle

Don't breed.

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Deleted User Bee

@EnlightenedOne:
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absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

The fuck is with the hostility?

My_nama_Jeff

Oil

What about John or Joan?

Parks

Ass To Ass

@oilfire30: Joan Kena.

My_nama_Jeff

Oil

@Parks: Why you gotta bring memes into this.

Parks

Ass To Ass

@oilfire30: What do you mean? I referenced the WWE Superstar, not a meme.

My_nama_Jeff

Oil

@Parks: Replace the first "A" with "H" and the "K" with a "C", and what do you have, John Cena.

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Deleted User Bee

Reading through all of this with the snow is so relaxing.

Parks

Ass To Ass

@oilfire30: It's all in the eye of the beholder.

mlp_midnaspet

Homo-Queen*

Name him Thomas and then ban him from life.

Parks

Ass To Ass

@mlp_midnaspet: Thomas will be alone?

Brooks

@Parks: Yes I am

Brooks

@Parks: Yes I am

Brooks

@Parks: Yes I am

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Deleted User Bee

@Brooks:
Tripps!

Parks

Ass To Ass

@Brooks: You bang?

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