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Never Mind. OFFICIAL Round 1 this time.

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

Well that was a disaster.

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Matchups:

ADashOfRanbow vs. Insanity_Trails
Doge vs. Mike
Parks vs. Eddie
JiffyLewb vs. AStingyMiser
JohnStephen vs. SpongeyGString
Chenzo vs. Dark2Jungle
VoodooSoup vs. M4xwell
Risaxis vs. Tereall
Shannon vs. Italy1
MLP_JoshF vs. Forcep
TenaciousTuttle_Rogo
CannonOfDoom vs. aWSOMN360
Neal vs. Simsoy
BigPaul2 vs. ItalianBadger
AH_Gray vs. Arikisbeastley
Korporal_Kitty vs. Midnight Mike

Featuring Redblood801 and MrFozilla as commentators.

Also a sheet to check each contestant's equipment:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FsFDSt2Dl0Y8C0pGJDxPRmt11LqWogczAiz68smvyJg/edit

Make a poll for your respective matches, and let the battle . . . BEGIN! FOR REAL THIS TIME!

203 Replies

coolguy

yoyo cancer boy

coolguy

yo

yo
  1. cancer
    6
  2. boy
    7

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Doge

BANNED

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

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CancerSurvivor4

BANNED

This thread is fucked up.

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

@CancerSurvivor4:

I m deeply sorry. Nobody knows that guy. He just showed up.

coolguy

@TenaciousTuttle:
yoyo cancer boy

Nate

BANNED

@CancerSurvivor4:
You fucking skinhead.

Eddie

What the fuck....

Insanity_Trials

Whisper Kick

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

And welcome back. Okay so HR told that I cannot call our contestants idiots. I can however, call them doody heads, nitwits, plebs, and not-winners.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

...lock b4 this goes out of control

Eddie

@Doge:
Ok so this got pretty derailed... anyways nice propaganda. I'm glad I voted for you.

Doge

BANNED

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Keep the Kroon at bay men!

Eddie

@Doge:

THE KROON IS TRYING TO ATTACK OUR HOMELAND!!!

A VOTE FOR DOGE IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM!!

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

It seems that we are having some technical difficulties ladies and gentlemen. And by technical difficulties, I mean that some asshole is trying to ruin tonight's entertainment.

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

TOURNAMENT.

THREAD ABOUT TOURNAMENT. LET'S NOT FORGET WHY WE'RE HERE.

aStingyMiser

@Redblood801: Ironically, that's not true. As in Bullshit, you can call people assholes, motherfuckers, and pricks, but ninnies? That's a no-go.

JiffyLewb

@Doge: THE KROON MUST BE STOPPED!!!

Doge

BANNED

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KorporalKitty

PAM

so me vs midnight mike
I have a tank that i throw (the Spanish inquisition)
He has true fear
(i mean I'm gonna lose but i do have a tank)

Fear or tank?
  1. Korporal kitty
    12
  2. Midnight mike
    7

Poll has been closed.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@aStingyMiser: Apparantly, IBC has a weird Human Resources department.

Doge

BANNED

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Nate

BANNED

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aWSOMN360

@Korporal_kitty: Keep in mind that I pilot this tank.

KorporalKitty

PAM

@aWSOMN360:WOAH you are the enigerr of the tank not the poilet that is the chenzonaut

forcep

BANNED

@JiffyLewb:make me faggot

forcep

BANNED

@MLP_JoshF:why do you need to tell us this

forcep

BANNED

@aWSOMN360: like I care

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

Looks like we got some dirty alliances forming here. Too bad that in the end, it won't matter as they may have to face each other in the future. And as we all know, that makes for great television.

Doge

BANNED

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JiffyLewb

@forcep: I can't.

KorporalKitty

PAM

@Redblood801:There ain't no dirty alliances just the crew of the uss gondola
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MLP_JoshF

@forcep: To show that I'm not going to be a hypocrite and immediately vote for myself after telling everyone else not to do it.

aWSOMN360

@Korporal_kitty: You still need to make 2.2 with the uss gone to lunch.

MLP_JoshF

@Nate: You wanna be spooked, huh?
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So fucking spooky

KorporalKitty

PAM

@aWSOMN360:That is a completely different crew and they only have like 1 cross over episode.

ltayl1

1.048596

Welp. Here we go.

WHO IZ TEH WINRAR!?
  1. Shannon
    10
  2. ltayl1
    15

Poll has been closed.

Leisdog

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He's Back
  1. Leisdog
    7
  2. BearSmarts
    11

Poll has been closed.

ltayl1

1.048596

Goddamnit. No love for the Australian. Racist kunts.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

This battle royale is also brought to you by Marmite.

cannonofdoom

Superannuate

@aWSOMN360:

Oh, that's fine. It's a popularity contest and you have been on CHAT longer then me. I am not a fool enough to have my feelings hurt losing an online "contest" where there is no actual competition. We have fun. :D

cannonofdoom

Superannuate

@ltayl1:

Vote for girl is vote for bewbs.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

It's at times like these that I wish Mr. Fozilla were here. I mean I'm running out of things to say.

ltayl1

1.048596

@cannonofdoom: Yeah. I knew I wouldn't win against boobs.

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

@Redblood801:

You're not alone, boyo.

ADashofRainbow

@Redblood801:
Ladies and Gentlemen Redblood is on the ropes! with out his trusty commentating companion he will be defeated by this towering terror of a thread! will Mr. fozilla ever arrive and reunite this dazzling duo? Stay tuned!
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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@ADashofRainbow: Oh thank God. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting our on field reporter, ADashofRainbow. How are things looking out there Dash?

ADashofRainbow

@Redblood801:
well as I'm sure you can see up there it's a blood bath down here, there are limbs and debris scattered across every arena. None of these matches are clean and no one is going to leave the building unscathed tonight. A few of these matchups seem very close too, it's really anyone's game at this point so let's see how it plays out. Back to you.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@ADashofRainbow: Thank you Dash. Well that's all the time I have for today folks, hopefully tomorrow these idi- I mean doody heads will have accomplished something. I'm Redblood801 signing off and I leave you with Spanish Flea.

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Oh, and if Mr. Fozilla comes around, ask him why he left me hanging man, I mean come on! So unproffessional.

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

@ADashofRainbow:

Jesus CHRIST, I didn't know humans could bleed that much!

ADashofRainbow

well that's all for tonight folks.
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KorporalKitty

PAM

@ADashofRainbow:How did I get to San Diego! I am scared and alone !
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LaughingMan9

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ADashofRainbow

@Korporal_kitty:
find an adult you can trust or a police man

BigPaul2

@ItalianBadger: self alteration. meaning anything about myself. anything. i can manipulate. for example i can manipulate my self to be invincible. i can manipulate myself to be mike even. i can also...be a badger. not an italian one though so...well. you know. gg

KorporalKitty

PAM

@ADashofRainbow:Can you pick me up?

ADashofRainbow

ladies and gentlemen I believe we still have an unsettled dispute, the last fight of the night. CHEZNO VS DARK2JUNGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

mortal kombat
  1. Chezno
    13
  2. Dark3Jungle
    2

Poll has been closed.

Neal

ROLF

NEW RULE!?
Do not remake a poll. (*cough* Forcep and SpongyGstring *cough*)
It is not fair to vote for yourself and justify it by making a second and confusing poll system. Also in one case I know that somebody is double losing. If you are too lazy to read each poll to see if your match is already posted then you do not need to post another one. Because you have no right to make a new poll were you win 4 - 0 because the first one is 7 - 21. I say that this should be common sense but a couple of you don't seem to think of this (*cough* Forcep and SpongyGString *cough*).
And I vote that the second polls should be disqualified and any other infractions should result in Disqualification!
TL;DR: Check to see if your opponent has made a poll for your match. Because otherwise you will be disqualified. All repeat polls are null in void and do not count.

BigPaul2

@ADashofRainbow: ooh its a close fight...

Neal

ROLF

@BigPaul2: It is too late. All things have been locked in. I.E. what you just said is the equivalent of lying to the voters.

Neal

ROLF

WHERE THE HELL IS THE REF. AND COMMISSIONER!? I'M HERE HAVING TO MAKE RULINGS AND SHIT WHILE IN A BOUT.

BigPaul2

@Neal: uhh i never lie.

ADashofRainbow

@Neal:
coffee break?

1

As far as I can tell, the winner has been the person who posted the poll almost every time.

BigPaul2

all i know is that italian wrecked the shit out of me. dont fuck with badgers man. shit goes bad.

Neal

ROLF

@ADashofRainbow: I already had mine. And learned that my grandpa crashed his car during it. So I think I'll be okay.

Neal

ROLF

@1: Well in most cases the person who is excited enough to do it is the person that gets the most votes. And Mike probably cheated though. I left when Doge had 10 - 3 votes and I come back and Mike was tied. something seems fishy.

Neal

ROLF

@BigPaul2: had you stated your unstoppableness in the sign ups this wouldn't be happening. Also if you were OG as me it might help

BigPaul2

@Neal: i did. i explained my self alteration. but the thing is no matter how much i alter myself i cant alter the badger comin at me. it was a fair fight. it was hard. but in the end. the badger came out on top, mad probs bruh #ITALIANBADGER4CHAMP

Chenzo

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So I just skimmed the thread to see if I was on yet, so do I have to abstain from voting or how does that work?

BigPaul2

@Chenzo: im pretty sure you won your first match

Neal

ROLF

@Chenzo: If your opponent has made a poll you cannot make one and you cannot vote in your own poll. Just that simple.

Neal

ROLF

@BigPaul2: Oh well then. just being immortal and stuff isn't enough. After all my Ogness is my weapon. And it crushes all non OGs (for the most part).

ADashofRainbow

@Neal:
still unsure as too what qualifies an "OG"

Chenzo

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@BigPaul2: It was my evil twin, but I'll gladly take credit for this victory.

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BigPaul2

@Neal: so what your saying is...OG is OP?

BigPaul2

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Neal

ROLF

@ADashofRainbow: Being here about as long or longer than me. Just a rough estimate.

ADashofRainbow

@Neal:
I've been here about 13 months so I assume I qualify or just barely miss it, I'm never sure.

Neal

ROLF

@BigPaul2: No. I'm all around OP in my own right. I just chose a weapon that was cool looking rather than extra helpful. I could have taken my time travel, alchemy, Charmeleon, or Superior in. But I chose something that I earned by remaining on this site for so long.

ItalianBadger

@BigPaul2: I'm sorry if I scratched up your face. When I'm agro I can really tear shit up. I left with some scars, don't worry. The thing with Badgers is that we are persistent and stubborn. Adding in the Italian makes us EVEN MORE STUBBORN. Never give up. Also thanks for explaining the power a bit more lol, unfair that you did it awhile after I made the poll.

I'm rooting for you if we make a consolation bracket.

BigPaul2

@ItalianBadger: thanks man, its cool. even overpowered asshats have their bad days. today was mine. and i got yo back tho. ill vote for you bruh

Neal

ROLF

@ADashofRainbow: Well you as a person do. But your account is newer than that.

ADashofRainbow

@Neal:
a person is OG not an account

BigPaul2

@ADashofRainbow: a point has been made

Neal

ROLF

@ADashofRainbow: .........Hmmmm as the one of the two active members of Team OG I grant thee the rank of Original Gansta. Provided that you promise to keep this a secret until the paper work is done. I'm serious, do not tell anybody.

Overt_Ode

dafuq is this?

Neal

ROLF

@Overt-Ode: Check previous thread.
Also this is a 'tournament'

ADashofRainbow

@Neal:
I graciously accept

Neal

ROLF

@ADashofRainbow: Shhhhhhhhhhhh! The paper work and stuff won't be done until the final round where the winner will decide to face Team OG or not. Again secret and stuff.

ADashofRainbow

@Neal:
ok. secrecy activated

Neal

ROLF

Alright so the general voting number is 20 total. With the most being 30 and least being 14. These aren't any scores just the total voted in polls.

JohnStephen

@1
@Neal:
I made my poll and still lost.

Neal

ROLF

@JohnStephen: Hmm....perhaps this bout is a close one that should be followed more.

Overt_Ode

So, I missed the coolest thing to happen on CHAT in months.

Overt_Ode

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Rogo

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

I am back everyone, and it seems that no progress was made in these fights. What the hell guys?

SpongeyGString

Akari~n!

So Stingy, Jiffy and Doge are disqualified, right?

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