Pat_RedHawk
How do you tell if a black person has been using your computer?
its not there
42 Replies
Shannon Queen
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't. They just beat the room for being black. ^_^
Chookslol
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa. Then they could save millions of mosquitos from dying needlessly of AIDS.
-Jimmy Carr
Neku
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
ShadowBelmont32
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Chinese
Chinese who?
My name not Hu, it Lee.
Just kidding, that's a horrible, made it up off the top of my head.
ReservoirDog
What do a black person and an apple have in common?
Both look good hanging from a tree.
rkdq94
Not really a traditional joke, but a funny racist incident over xbox.
One of my friends is a bit racist; when he was playing Call of Duty and found out there was a black guy in game chat he started giving him shit about how he probably picked the cotton which his shirt was made of. The black dude said "I'm gonna hit you so hard your granddaddy feel it." To which he responded,
"Whatever, my grandpa probably owned yours."
Overtoad
I have a few;
What do you call a black guy on a bike?
A thief.
Why are black guys afraid of chainsaws?
Because they go *Run! Niggah niggah niggah! Run! Run! Niggah niggah niggah!*
Why do Asian people hate sprinklers?
Because they go *Chink! Chink! Chink! Chink!*
Did you know that I have a black man in my family tree?
Yeah, he's still hanging there!
Ted Nugent
Insanity_Trials Whisper Kick
What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
cannonofdoom Superannuate
James Bowie woke up one morning and stood atop the walls of the Alamo. Looking out through bleary, hungover eyes he saw the massed soldiers of Santa Anna's army. Turning in confusion he asked: "When did we order new landscaping?"
Christopher
What did the sheriff say about the black man that was shot 13 times?
This is the worst case of suicide I've ever seen.
Deleted User
@italianbadger:Woah. I'm Italian. You sir have offended me and my culture. A mafia hit team shall be arriving shortly, now if you'd excuse me I need to go fix my grandmas plumming while I take shrooms like a mad ballha.
ItalianBadger
@simsoy:
@M4xwell:
Woah you guys. Now you are pushing it too far. 2racist4me
CHE CAZZO!
phonix321
How do you get 6 black guys from raping a girl? Toss them a basketball.
Why do black people smell? So blind people can be racist too.
Why are black people so tall? Because there knee grows.
risaxis BANNED
so two black guys walk into a bar.
No survivors.
Runlikablkguy
@risaxis: Yeah well, you're not a race either......
Fuckin got'em...... but not really i suck
JohnStephen
UN ambassadors are flying in a plane when the pilot tells them they're losing altitude and need to lose weight. They throw out all luggage and all the chairs, but the pilot says it's still not enough weight.
The English ambassador knows what he must do and volunteers to jump out of the plane. The walks up to the door, shouts "God save the Queen", and jumps to to his doom.
The pilot tells them that they still need to lose more weight, and so the French ambassador steps up to the door, screams "Viva la France" and jumps out.
The pilot says that one more person needs to go, so the American valiantly steps up, shouts "Remember the Alamo", and throws out the Mexican.
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