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Diarrhea Rhymes

cwissydee

Remember that one Halo 4 Let's Play when Ray said that diarrhea rhyme people used to say? (If you're going down the slide and you're feeling some glide, DIARRHEA)

Can anyone else come up with something better than that?

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

When you're walking down the hall, and you hear something fall, DIARRHEA.

LaughingMan9

I used to know a few about baseball and shitting your pants but that was a decade ago.

LaughingMan9

Also, storytime: Back in middle school there was an incident in gym class where we're doing suicides and ol' Johnny boy stands up, shakes his leg a bit, and boom there's now a turd on the paint.

Henceforth, he was called Porto-John.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@LaughingMan9:
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That was a clever knee-slapper, ol' bean.

Deadlyparasite1

BANNED

If you are walking down the street, and you hear something splat at your feet, DIARRHEA. DIARRHEA.

LaughingMan9

@M4xwell:
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tafdsga1

If you really have to go and something just shoots out, DIARRHEA

M4xwell

Insanitarium

When you shove it up her bum, and her ass begins to hum, DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA

tafdsga1

@M4xwell: now thats just a good one

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

something something something, something blah blah blah something, DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA

Chenzo

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JUST GO TO THE GODDAMN RESTROOM ALREADY FUCK

ShadowBelmont32

If you're climbin' up a mountain, and your butt becomes a fountain, DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA...

Tereall

If your drinking a kahlua and your pants become a mudslid DIAREHEA

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diegomyeggo

If you're just chilling, and your butt starts spilling, DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA

DrPhil

If you're climbing a ladder, and you feel something splatter DIARRHEA

shenmoki

BANNED

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