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MyBodyIsReady

I'm in a intelligent mood so post some riddles and i'll try and figure them out?

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sonny88p

Replying to sonny88p:no1 answered so I'll just answer it. the woman gave birth, the child is the stranger, the woman died from child birth

new riddle:
one, four, five, six, seven, nine, eleven, what is the next number?

Bello

Twelve?

Bartek

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Pat_RedHawk

Replying to sonny88p: 13
because of the differences in the numbers--1

Pat_RedHawk

13 because of the differences in the numbers--1

Pat_RedHawk

this sucks

Pat_RedHawk

13

sonny88p

Replying to Bello:not twelve
Replying to Pat_RedHawk:not thirteen, although it couldve been possible

hint: it's not mathematical

Bartek

One, four, five
Six, seven, nine
Eleven, twenty-five
Those numbers rhyme

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:not Twenty-five
hint: think of what the numbers that arent in the sequence have in common

Bartek

Replying to sonny88p: One hundred

Bartek

The rumour has it only people with IQ over 120 can solve this riddle. I was pretty fucking happy when I got it, not gonna lie...


2+3=10

7+2=63

6+5=66

8+4=96

9+7=?


DON'T CHEAT MUTHA-FUCKA! If you saw the riddle before don't post the answer - let the other think.

ltayl1

1.048596

144.

You add the numbers together and multiply the answer by the 1st number.

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:one hundred is correct, for those that don't know yet the sequence was numbers without the letter T in it

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:144, saw it very easily, but then again my IQ is over that number

sonny88p

A man and his son get in a car accident
the man goes to one hospital, the son goes to another
in that second hospital the doctor says "I can't operate on him he's my son"
What is going on?

the father is still in the first hospital
don't think too hard, this is a very normal thing happening here

krog_mlp

Replying to sonny88p:
Wife is the doctor

krog_mlp

One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?

sonny88p

Replying to krog_mlp:yes


sonny88p

Replying to krog_mlp:misspelled

sonny88p

A farmer is trying to cross a river. He is taking with him a sheep, cabbage and a fox, and he has a small raft. He can only bring 1 item a time across the river because his raft can only fit either the sheep, the cabbage or the fox.

If the fox is alone with the sheep he eats it, if the sheep is alone with the cabbage he eats it, the farmer doesn't want anything to be eaten. How does he cross the river? flash game about it

Bartek

Replying to sonny88p: That was the ULTIMATE BRAG.

Bartek

- Take the sheep
- Go to the other side
- Leave the sheep
- Go to the other side
- Take the wolf
- Go to the other side
- Leave the wolf, take the sheep
- Go to the other side
- Leave the sheep, take the cabbage
- Go to the other side
- Leave the cabbage
- Go back for the sheep
Done

Bartek

8809 = 6
7111 = 0
2172 = 0
6666 = 4
1111 = 0
3213 = 0
7662 = 2
9313 = 1
0000 = 4
2222 = 0
5555 = 0
8193 = 3
8096 = 5
7777 = 0
9999 = 4
7756 = 1
6855 = 3
9881 = 5
5531 = 0
2581 = ?

This riddle takes 2 minutes for kindergarten children to solve and 2 weeks for mathematics' students.

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:good
How can you place 8 queens on a chessboard, without crossing them
flash game about it

Bartek

Replying to sonny88p: Solution. Boy was that hard...

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:2 (code 0=>1, 1=>0, 2=>0, 3=>0, 5=>0, 6=>1, 7=>0, 8=>2, 9=>1)

sonny88p

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there are 9 balls, 8 are the same, 1 weighs more, but they all look exactly the same
there is a balancing scale, that you can only use twice
how do you find the heavy ball?

Bartek

Replying to sonny88p: Yeah, but why? There's a reason for that code...

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:circles (or enclosed areas depending on the status of 4)

Bartek

Replying to sonny88p:

Randomly put 3 on each scale.

a) If the're in balance:

Pick 2 out of 3 of the rest. If they are in balance than the one remaining will be the heavier one. Otherwise the heavier one will be on the lower scale

b) If they're not in balance:

Do the same with the 3 balls on the lower scale.

Bartek

A woman was at a funeral. There she saw a handsome man, and fell in love with him. Few days later she murdered her sister - what was her motive?

Answer first, then read the rest of this post.

This riddle is given to people in order to detect serial killers and psychopaths. It's pretty effective...

MyBodyIsReady

Are people still posting in this CHAT post!?

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:this has a wide range of possible answers
the murder could possibly have nothing to do with the previous statements
*to get the rest of her inheritance
*she was in love with her brother in law
*she never liked her sister
*she thought the man would return for her sister's funeral
*she just likes to kill people
*because her sister tried to kill her and it was self defence
*...

Bartek

Replying to sonny88p: Yeah, but in riddles we generally assume all the info is given and no other facts are required so... being based on our data we can really cut it to one. Also can I point out, that I didn't solve it and when I saw the solution I kinda got a shiver down my spine...

Bartek

Replying to MyBodyIsReady: You're missing out :D

Bartek

Simple, but classic:
People fear it when they really shouldn't, because when you exist it doesn't, when it comes you are no more. What is it?

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:A possible answer would be your own death, but then "because when you exist it doesn't" would be debatable since your body still exists

Another possible answer would be your antimatter opposite, seeing as when both are in the same universe you both cease to exist and seeing as you are here you should not fear it for it doesn't exist (really thinking outside the box here)

Bartek

Replying to sonny88p: Your particles would have to interact with your anti-matter self to end your existence ("when it comes"), which would emit an unimaginable amount of energy - it would probably hurt, and there is nothing wrong in being afraid of pain. Also you said your anti-matter self is in the same universe as you, which doesn't really fit ("when you exist it doesn't"). Point for the box ;P

Bartek

One more post and we'll surpass "Rarity is the best pony"!

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:what i was referring to was the fictional antimatter self which upon entry of the universe instantaneously destroys you

but whatever, we beat rarity

MyBodyIsReady

This CHAT post is raking in the numbers! I'm so proud of my little Riddles :L

sonny88p

Replying to MyBodyIsReady:give us your chatty award acceptance speech

Bartek

Replying to sonny88p: So you just made up a creature that doesn't exist and gave it qualities so it fits to the riddle... that's weird... Anyway:
If you look at numbers on my face you won't find 13 anyplace.

Shout out to people who remember this riddle :D

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:analog clock?

Bartek

error

Bartek

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sonny88p

You drive to the store at 20 mph and returnvia the same route at 30 mph. What was your average speed? (not counting the time spent at the store)

MyBodyIsReady

Okay here's my acceptance speech. I'd like to thank Mr Kroon for developing the CHAT forum and creating the website, Jim carey for giving me the idea and finally i'd like to thank google for giving me half of the answers.

Bello

Replying to MyBodyIsReady:Shout out to google.

MyBodyIsReady

Replying to Bello: Allways there when you need it.

Bartek

Replying to sonny88p:
v1=20m/h   v2=30m/h
 v=2s/t v1=s/t1 v2=s/t2 t=t1+t2

v=2s/(t1+t2) t1=s/v1 t2=s/v2

v=2s/(s/v1+s/v2)

v=2/(1/v1+1/v2)

v=2/(1/20+1/30) [1/(m/h)=m/h]

v=2/(5/60)=24m/h

sonny88p

Replying to Bartek:correct

In the desert there is a house, that house is completely empty except for a man that hung himself and a puddle of water beneath him, he used a rope and one thing from the truck that he came with to be able to hang himself, what was in the truck?

aWSOMN360

Replying to sonny88p: Where do you get all these riddles?

sonny88p

Replying to aWSOMN360:some from the internet, some from my mind, some from my memory

aStingyMiser

Ice?

aStingyMiser

As in he stood on the ice, tied the rope around his neck, and, being a desert and whatnot, it melted, hence the puddle?

sonny88p

Replying to AStingyMiser:correct

aStingyMiser

I have a quick one. There is a single amoeba placed in an empty bottle. Once every minute, the amoeba will split itself into two halves, thus making another amoeba. Every minute after that, those two amoebae will split, and so on and so forth. It takes 2 hours and 17 minutes for the amoebae to fill half the bottle. How long does it take to completely fill the bottle?

aWSOMN360

roughly 3 hours and 25 minutes though i know I'm probably wrong

sonny88p

Replying to AStingyMiser:just 1 minute longer, so 2h 18m

aWSOMN360

Replying to sonny88p: Oh yeah i just noticed that if its half way full and they all duplicate in a minute it would be full, boy is my face red

sonny88p

Replying to aWSOMN360:you put full boy and face red in 1 sentence, worlds just collided

aWSOMN360

Here is one. Two spies need to get into an enemy base using a countersign to a guard so they hide in the bushes and try to figure out the countersign. One soldier goes up to the guard and the guard says twelve, the soldier says six and he is let through. Another soldier comes up and the guard says six, the soldier says three and he is let through. One of the spies goes up to the guard and the guard says ten, the soldier says five and he is shot to seat. Immediately the other spy figures out the countersign and goes up to the guard and is let through. What is the countersign.

sonny88p

Replying to aWSOMN360:There would be many mathematical answers so I guessed I had to look outside the math, since the second spy knew what the countersign was. you made it easier for me by spelling the numbers, my answer to ten is three. The amount of letters in the number given.

aWSOMN360

Replying to sonny88p: correct i purposely spelled out the numbers to help you guys out.

Jonathan

Replying to InvisibleMadman: THE ICE IS POISONED SINCE HE DRANK IT QUICKLY IT DIDN'T MELT!!!!!

sonny88p

A farmer went to his banker to borrow money to buy livestock. The banker made a deal with the farmer. He told the farmer that he would give him $100.00, and that the farmer would not have to pay back the money if he could buy exactly 100 head of livestock for exactly $100.00.

The only rule was that at least one of each kind of livestock -- cows, pigs, and sheep -- had to be purchased. Each cow cost $10. Each pig cost $3. And each sheep cost $0.50. How many of each kind of livestock did the farmer buy?

krog_mlp

Replying to sonny88p:
None the farmer shot the banker

sonny88p

Replying to krog_mlp:hint: he bought many sheep but he paid more for the cows and the pig didn't cost that much

krog_mlp

Replying to sonny88p:
So I'm wrong? I was raised being told that opinions were never wrong! screw you!

sonny88p

Replying to krog_mlp:clearly you were raised wrong

TheFozz

94 Sheep = $47

5 Cows = $50

"The" Pig = $3


That took me far too long, I swear I can't hold a train of thought any more, my brain senses a need for effort to better delve into/solve something, and immediately it's all "I don't need this".

sonny88p

Replying to TheFozz:if you're having trouble holding your train of thought you should try writing stuff down so you can easily pick it back up again

BritBrony

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

Replying to BritBrony: The pussy of a passed out crack head.

BritBrony

...No

BritBrony

Didn't realize this was answered before. Sorry

BritBrony

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

Replying to BritBrony: Nothingness.

BritBrony


Guest

The letter "e".

BritBrony

Yes

kuperman11

Replying to sonny88p: i would have guessed to the riddle you answered that in the riddle it states that he got out of the car but locked the sedan doors, therefor his car would have been unlocked so he could get in without any damage.

kuperman11

your trapped in a room with a saw and a table, how do you get out?

kuperman11

once you make it out of the room you are standing on a road in the middle of nowhere and see nothing in sight. how do you get home?

sonny88p

Replying to kuperman11:are you handcuffed to the table or something? you didn't mention much

you take the saw and saw through the door or walls or ceiling or floor (whichever is easiest)

sonny88p

Replying to kuperman11:you take the gps out of your pocket and walk home
"see nothing in sight": no sun, moon or stars?

aStingyMiser

I know the first one. It's an older one (though normally it's with a table and a mirror).
You take the saw and saw the table in half, then take the two halves and make a whole, and then jump through the whole and get out.

JAH

what is black and white and red all over?

aWSOMN360

Replying to JAH: A news paper used to clean up period blood.

JAH

yeah
Without the menstruation, in the version my grandfather told me .
This riddle doesn't work too well in text.

Guest

Replying to JAH:

Andrew, since he discovered that he's black.

aStingyMiser

A man walks into a bar, looking distraught, and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender hesitates a moment, then points a gun at the man. The man thanks the bartender and then leaves the bar.

Explain the story.

sonny88p

Replying to AStingyMiser:
was the gun a water gun?
was what he said literally "a glass of water"?
what kind of bar was it?
It could be that this was an oxygen bar and the only way to provide water was with a water gun the bartender had.

aStingyMiser

Replying to sonny88p: You're overthinking it. It wasn't a water gun, he literally said he wanted a glass of water. It was a completely typical bar/pub.

sonny88p

Replying to AStingyMiser:was it to cure the hiccups?
so he was a bad bartender because he didn't give the customer what he asked for (he did give him what he needed though)

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

What talks in backward tongues but doesn't speak coherently when heard in reverse?

Bello

Replying to FappingBlackGuy:Nickelback.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

Replying to Bello: Jesus Camp.

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