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Guessing Time With FBG

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

The official thread to solve this mystery.

Remember the no josh clause.

138 Replies

DashingRainbow

friend? adopted sister? family member? gf?

LaughingMan9

That feel when nogf.

Tereall

Is it a jackal

phonix321

Chick in the basement.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@DashingRainbow: No, you're way off, bro.

If I give you any more hints, guiz, it's going to be too obvious. I've already blatantly said it before. But I'll say this... We're not guessing who she is, since who she is has already been established.

Come on now.

Deadlyparasite1

BANNED

@FappingBlackGuy: Co-Worker?

Tereall

Your mom

DashingRainbow

@FappingBlackGuy:
it's not you if that's what you're implying

Tereall

Your dad?

Deadlyparasite1

BANNED

@FappingBlackGuy: I'm going to go with classmate.

Tereall

Your dick?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

Any last guesses before I spoil our little game out of frustration?

Tereall

Is it the onion lady?

DashingRainbow

some random girl?

LaughingMan9

Click to play

Tereall

Is it a tea shop owner?

Tereall

Is it Jackie chan

Tereall

A sweatshop worker?

LaughingMan9

FBG is Lo Pan
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FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

The girl in the pictures is me,

but the explanation is that I'm transgendered.

I guess LaughingMan9 wins? I think.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@LaughingMan9: I fucking love Big Trouble In Little China.

Tereall

@FappingBlackGuy:So your not a sweatshop worker?

DashingRainbow

@FappingBlackGuy:
when will you give up on that?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@LaughingMan9: Greatest movie of all time.

All of my brownie points to you.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@DashingRainbow: Give up on what?

I just gave you the missing piece of the puzzle and you're still harassing me?

Tereall

This game is dumb and I don't wanna play anymore

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@Tereall: Why?

Are you transphobic?

Tereall

@FappingBlackGuy:Yes I fucking am your kind should be in the sewers away from normal society

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@Tereall: That's a very prejudicial and insensitive thing to say.

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@FappingBlackGuy: You said before that you were bisexual but not that you were transgendered from what I remember. I don't understand what this revelation explains though? What was unexplained in the first place?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I am not bisexual, and I never said that. You must be thinking of gummigator or something. I, however, once, done in jest, made a thread about DeadShadow. Key words "in jest".

And there were some loose ends that were left unexplainable if one was not aware of my gender situation. But it should all make sense now.

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@FappingBlackGuy: It was back when I had just joined so I probably did get the usernames confused. I'm not really familiar with the concept of being transgendered so if you want to explain that'd be great. If you don't want to talk about it that's also fine.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1 Well, firstly, I apologize for the fact I can't hit the reply button properly. Doesn't work on Internet Explorer for some reason...

Uh... I don't really know where to start. There are two types of transgendered people, FtM (Female to male) and MtF (male to female, like myself).

I'll just explain what happened with me and hopefully that answers your question. I was born male, regretfully, and, as a kid, I showed signs that my parents picked up on that indicated I didn't associate with the male gender at all. So they took me to a psychiatrist and so, after some evaluation, decided that transitioning into the opposite gender, the gender I actually identify with, was the best solution to what was going on. Sadly, however, this didn't start until after I started going through puberty and yeah... But after some hormone replacement therapy and etc, I began living my life as a girl.

That's pretty much it. Feel free to ask questions, but don't be a dick about it.

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@FappingBlackGuy: When you say "didn't associate with the male gender" what does that mean? Is transitioning just a course of hormone replacement therapy?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: Gender identity, or gender association. It's kind of like how a straight person identifies with themselves as a straight person who likes members of the opposite sex, or a homosexual person who identifies themselves with members of the same sex. Except it's more along the lines of gender instead of sexuality, since the two are totally different.

No. It's different for everyone, though. I don't know about female to male, but there are various surgeries that a male to female transgender can get to better feminize themselves. But those aren't essential. Like sexual reassignment surgery. But the process, I'd say, of transitioning starts with your psychological evaluation, where your psychiatrist or whatever verifies that transitioning is the best option, and you start hormonal therapy, and if you need it, speech therapy. But some transgender females don't go for the surgeries. (Goddamn this explanation is long as fuck and ass).

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@FappingBlackGuy: Don't worry I am capable of reading long lines of text without getting distracted. So I think what I'm getting out of this is that it's a mental thing, where you really just want to be the opposite sex? And this, I gather, is wanting to do the things they do, be treated the way they are treated, act the way they act and things like that. Am I on the right track here?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

1: Yes, except I'd say psychological is a better word than mental. Mental makes it sound like "it's all in your head", whereas psychological actually addresses it as a legitimate phenomena.

There is also something else. When I was getting evaluated, they did some like xrays and shit. Apparently you can be born with internal female organs, or the opposite if you're female, and show transgender tendencies because of such. But that wasn't the case with me.

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@FappingBlackGuy: So what effect does hormone replacement therapy have on you?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

1: Did. Or, well... I mean, you take hormonal therapy for a while, but most of the effects happen in the first few years. Then it's just continually taking them until the other effects kick in like 6-8 years down the line. So most of my changes already happened.

Softer skin and hair, unladylike body hair stops growing as it once did or could have done, development of more feminine features, like the softening of certain masculine attributes in the face and body, but that last one really sort of depends more on how soon or how late you start taking it. Then, of course, development of breasts, back (as in baby got back), and hips, etc. And some other stuff but you get what I mean I take it.

But there are a lot of psychological stuff as well. I can't really explain that stuff, though.

Deleted user

@FappingBlackGuy:
Your writing skills really coming in handy here?
(Skype?)

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@MadBadCoyote: As long as it doesn't crash my computer, and I'm only gonna talk via text cuz I'm watchin' Code Monkeys.

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@FappingBlackGuy: So given your objective to my mistake when I said you were bisexual, and assuming you identify yourself as female, you are therefore attracted to men. You said that being transgendered is a psychological thing, not sexual, so is that something that is just an after thought rather than a deciding factor? I was wondering if there was a single deciding factor that made you decide to transition

Deleted user

@1:
Yo his computer is being dumb. He told me to post this for him

"Whoa, whoa, whoa there Pepper Pots, I said I wasn't bisexual not homosexual. And sexuality is indeed an after thought rather than a deciding factor. That is what separates a transgender from a transvestite. Transvestites do it because it is sexually appealing to them whereas a transgender identifies fully with being a member of the opposite sex. And single factor? Probably gender dysphoria. That is, the depression and self-judgment that comes from being born the wrong gender."

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

I'm back, by the way. Shit started working again.

Mike

OVERLORD

I don't believe anything you say. There is too much contradicting evidence. You also still refuse to post a timestamped picture, yet still continue to push the fact that you are an Asian girl.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@Mike: I don't know how to do a timestamp or what that is.

Mike

OVERLORD

@FappingBlackGuy:
You write the current date and time on a piece of paper or something and hold it up beside yourself. Then take a picture.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

And to think you guys doubted me.

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@MadBadCoyote: I knew that homosexuality was the other possibility when I was typing but I couldn't be bothered rephrasing, so of course it turned out to be the case. Typical!

To perhaps make it more relatable, a timestamped photo is like when you take a hostage and in order to prove that they are still alive you take a picture of them with today's newspaper.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: Fuck the paper, I'm a rebel.

1

@FappingBlackGuy: For the record, that's not time-stamping, as that has simply been edited on top of the image, rather than actually being in the image

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: How dare you accuse me of this technological wizardry. I mean, I may be the last OW, but Windows 7 didn't come with no photoshop.

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@FappingBlackGuy: If i'm honest your inability to timestamp properly, even after Mike gave you a detailed description of the process, has almost made me doubt everything you've said!

Mike ruined our conversation with his childishness. What a typical Internet Box-er!

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: Listen, you aren't my real dad. I don't have to live up to your expectations...

JUST BECAUSE MY MOM MARRIED YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN ME TOO.

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@FappingBlackGuy: You've gone delirious. I'm truly concerned

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: This is classic FBG material here.

Come on, man. Don't play.

I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

KorporalKitty

PAM

IT WAS THE ONLY OTHER PERSON WE MET IN THE EPISODE ALL ALONG!

DashingRainbow

I like how even Mike is interested in this

1

"Guessing Time With FBG"

Is it 8 o'clock?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: In four minutes.

1

Nailed the time zone! Although you could theoretically live in either D.C. or East Asia so I haven't really worked anything out.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: East Asia, United States.

There should be a legit place named that, just to fuck with people.

FlygonNick

@DashingRainbow: Are you kidding me, of course he's interested.

FappingBlackGuy: Too early in the morning for me to come up with a coherent response for this topic, so I'll say that I should have realized this when I listened to your LP...I feel dumb.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@FlygonNick: Realized what exactly?

DashingRainbow

@FlygonNick:
well a lot of the IB don't take an interest in CHAT

FlygonNick

@FappingBlackGuy: You know...girl body, male voice...I should probably stop now. Sorry...like I said, too early for me.

FlygonNick

@DashingRainbow: Yeah you right.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@FlygonNick: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I have two voices. The girl voice is for when I talk to people in person, and the guy voice is for occasions when my girl voice is just plain stupid. Like when I sing for my music, when I'm chatting to people on skype, or when I'm just fucking about making dumb youtube videos for the lulz.

I try to be somewhat self-aware about my condition, even if it is hard to at times for a variety of reasons since I'm so self-conscious.

FlygonNick

@FappingBlackGuy: Sorry about that, I didn't mean anything by it, it was general ignorance on my part.

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@FappingBlackGuy: Why not use the girl voice on skype?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@FlygonNick: It's fine.

But ignorance won't save you for when I'm in my final form.

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FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: I take it you didn't see the video.

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@FappingBlackGuy: Correctly taken.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: Your eyes are still virgin, then.

And your ears, too, I guess. Since we are talking about my voice after all.

But I took it down and don't feel like re-uploading it.

1

@FappingBlackGuy: Not sure I about the connotations of the word "virgin". What on earth was this video about?

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@1: It was me. Singing. A terrible song...

1

@FappingBlackGuy: My eyes and ears are a temple. It sounds like I don't want them defiled.

FlygonNick

@FappingBlackGuy: It took me an entire minute figure out what the hell that was. Hahahaha

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

Shoe on head.

Fapplejakks

Seriously though, if you just posted a vid of you talking about shit from CHAT then we would know that its really you...

LaughingMan9

@Redblood801: This or what Mike said is really the only way I'll trust anything said in here.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

Because it's easier to believe I'm a black man when I've done nothing to prove such to begin with.

Fapplejakks

@FappingBlackGuy: But why would a young asian lady such as yourself have a name that has the.... actually nevermind.... It makes more sense that you'd be asian the more you think about it.

1

@FappingBlackGuy: I've seen so many black men masturbating on the internet before. It just seems natural.

LaughingMan9

@FappingBlackGuy: Well in the other thread you're clearly not 12 or from the Philippines.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@LaughingMan9: Shoe on head with time stamp.

sonny88p

Do you still have an adam's apple?

forcep

BANNED

how well can you drive

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@forcep:
Asian plus chick? I don't wish for her to drive.

forcep

BANNED

@M4xwell:and 12 years old

Tereall

@FappingBlackGuy:I'm sorry If that was insensitive but your a failed experiment that should be locked up and out of my eyesight

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@sonny88p: Sort of, but not really.

I guess everyone sort of has one, if only a little bit.

FappingBlackGuy

OW;TheJosher

@Tereall: Wow you're a fuck ass.

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Some people aren't very nice.

shenmoki

BANNED

@1: Yeah you right!

1

I suspect they're all just upset because they thought, for once in their lives, they were talking to a girl.

shenmoki

BANNED

@1:
Click to play

JiffyLoob

@Tereall: Lol.

forcep

BANNED

@1:We all knew he was a black guy

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