Fluttertrank
1. Fluttershy
2. Pinkie Pie
3. AppleJack
4. Rainbow Dash
5. Twilight Sparkle
6. Rarity
So yeah fluttershy is the best. But come on everypony rules. Also fuck you michael for thinking Applejack is the worst.
340 Replies
KimmyJ King Chad
I just want to refresh everyone's memory, Trixie is best pony. There is no point in arguing the title of 'best pony' between ponies that will never be as great and powerful as she is.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to Fluttertrank: Excuse me, but I am inclined to inform you, respectfully of course, that Rarity is indubitably the most superior pony. Though these run of the mill ponies may satisfy those with... mundane tastes, those of us who are more refined can deeply admire the radiance and brilliance that is Lady Rarity, the most fabulous and poise pony in all of Equestria!
aWSOMN360
Replying to FappingBlackGuy: These, these lies. Those who like boastfulness and whom are easily tricked by material objects like the, in my opinion, very rude and unloosing rarity. Those with a heart of gold and a true love for there friends choose Fluttershy. Fluttershy has never ever said one word of hate towards her fiends and she was the only pony that could not be fooled with discords words. Fluttershy is the embodiment of love and compassion and the kindest pony in equestria.
Fluttertrank
Well remember when fluttershy became "assertive". She said some mean stuff. But still fluttershy is the fucking best.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Rarity is the embodiment of compassion, not Fluttershy. None can compare to her generosity. So gracious is she, she whose generosity serves her friends, even if they are but mere simpletons in comparison, before tending to her own magnificence. Besides, if the majestic Miss Rarity wasn't there to educate and pamper her friends, to set the example by being so extravagant and gorgeous herself, they'd probably take a lesson from that dirty earth pony Applejack instead. Imagine all the muddy hooves, inarticulate speech habits, and impoliteness all around. Not to mention the knotted manes and... dreadful ratty rags that'd set the standard for fashion. Have you no shame? Have you no decency? O the humanity!
aWSOMN360
Replying to FappingBlackGuy: She forced fluttershy into molding something she obviously wouldn't like, constantly argues with applejack, and ignores her sister like she was a piece a of trash. Is that how you see compassion. The show is about tolerance something Rarity obviously doesn't know a thing about. The only time Futtershy has been mean to her friends is when RARITY and Pinkie Pie wanted her to be more assertive and though she did take it to far she learned her lesson afterwards.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
If you re-watch the two Return To Harmony episodes, you will see where Miss Rarity shines after seeing her inconsiderate, selfish side in contrast with her dominant gracious, selfless, and exquisite personality. I admit, it is hard to truly value good taste when we live in a society where many will settle for mediocrity. Although it is a new taste, Lady Rarity's grace and amenity, it is irrefutably superior. (Keep in mind I am just giving you all an entertaining read and am not actually being 100% serious, despite that I do really like Rarity.)
aWSOMN360
Replying to FappingBlackGuy: i know what you mean I'm arguing for arguments sake. In the show Fluttershy and Rarity are really good friends so we have no real reason to argue.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to aWSOMN360: Yeah, and besides, Fluttershy is one of my favourite ponies alongside Pinkie Pie.
And I know it was covered in the IB podcast already, but who else seriously thought it was stupid how Applejack wasn't automatically chosen to accompany Twilight to the GGG in The Ticket Master? As Dylan put it, "HER GRANDMA IS DYING, MIKE!" Even though she isn't, that is.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Speaking of earth ponies, I sometimes forget that Pinkie Pie is an earth pony. The other day, I was thinking for like an hour... "If there are two of every type of pony for the main characters, who the fuck is the second earth pony?" And it took me a while to realize that the magical, physics bending Pinkie Pie is an earth pony.
aWSOMN360
Replying to Bello: I think you forgot to finish your sentence. It should have said Applejack is amazingly shitty and utterly the worst pony.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to aWSOMN360: Lady Rarity is amazingly fabulous and gracefully wondrous. Her aura is pure magnificence, so even her silhouette radiates and emits the essence of beauty itself. No need to mention ruffians or hooligans when it is the name of Miss Rarity on everyone's tongues.
TI_Kill_Joy
I'm just gonna go ahead and say if you are a guy, and like rarity, kill yourself. that pony is added for the 3 girls who watch MLP to have a bit of fun with the show. You must be, like albino nerdy to like her.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to TI_Kill_Joy: Fair is royalty! What's next, you're going to say inbreeding is disgusting and go on to mock the preservation of the blue-blood nobility? Humph, simpletons!
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to Fluttertrank: Then snap his neck! Or maybe he needs... the stare. You know, only if he gets out of line, though. Because Fluttershy can't control it, it has to happen on its own. But I'm pretty sure if she heard somepony tell somepony else they need to kill themselves, she'd give them... the stare...
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to aWSOMN360: I loved that part. It rivals the episode where Rarity just bucks that Manticore right in the face.
AH_Linkin
look i love all ponies (except AJ but she has her moments) its hard to put them into order. Rainbow dash is my Favourite and nothin is gonna change that. twilight was my Favourite through the entire first season. fluttershy will always be second if not first. I love pinki pie but sometimes she just annoys me. Rarity is too fancy and girly. But all of that is just my opinion but we are all in-tilted to our on opinion so lets not fight over it because all bronies should love all ponies
aWSOMN360
Replying to AH_Linkin: I feel the same way i love all of the mane six but i just happen to relate to fluttershy more, thats all
Matt
Replying to aWSOMN360: Same with me and Pinkie. I think being happy is the most important thing in the world
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Now I think you are all conspiring against me and trying to get me to admit I'm some sort of pompous egomaniac. I JUST LOVE RARITY, OKAY?
I'm just joshin' ya, guys. But I still love Rarity.
Matt
Replying to AH_Linkin: Even in the scenes where Pinkie Pie is MEANT to be annoying, I'm still like "PINKIE YOU'RE SO AWESOME!!!"
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to Matt: Yeah, Pinkie Pie is one of my favourite ponies. She's so awesome.
AH_Linkin
Replying to aWSOMN360: Yeah i know right i feel like i relate to rainbow dash in more than one way is all. im just a loyal person thats all
marrymedylon
in my order
1.pinkie pie
2.rarity
3.applejack
4.fluttershy
5.rainbowdash
6.twilight sparkle
hell_idk
correct order
1 FLUTTERSHY
2 pinkie pie and twilight sparkle
3 rarity
4 rainbow dash
5 apple jack
and for backround
1 doctor whooves,all regenerations
2 derpy
3 apple family (braeburn,applebloom,big mac ect.)
4 vinyl, octavia
5 bonbon and lyra
hell_idk
lyra *face pal i wanna stap myself now
dear god i just noticed all the other mistakes,
CELESTIA FORGIVE ME
TDZippity
My Top Rated / Favourite Ponies List:
1. Princess Luna, Twilight Sparkle
2. Rainbow Dash, Applejack
3. Fluttershy
4. Pinkie Pie
5. Rarity
6. Celestia
Papa__J
here is the right order
1. fluttershy
2. twilight
3. rainbow dash
4. pinkie pie
5. rarity (she would be last, but if she was a human she would be hot)
6. apple jack
Peter
Everyone, sit down, I'll tell you the right order:
1. Twilight Sparkle
2. Rainbow Dash
3. Fluttershy
4. Pinkie Pie
5. Rarity
6. Spike
7. Applejack
bigmak93
Correct answer:
1. Pinkie Pie
2. Fluttershy
3. Rainbow Dash
4. Applejack
5. Twilight Sparkle
6. Everypony else but Rarity. Fuck Rarity.
7. Not Rarity.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to Fluttertrank: Exactly. I used to despise her, alongside Applejack, but now I can't help but think some of her material is the most thought out of the show. But, of course, I'm not saying that it is THE most thought out material... It is improper to succumb to such grandiosity.
McVear
1. Fluttershy
2. Applejack
3. Rainbow Dash
4. Twilight Sparkle
5. Pinkie Pie
6. Rarity
7. Spike
forecep
1.Rarity (She is the best because she is generous, and polite, without being a pushover like Fluttershy, plus she has magic.
2.Fluttershy (Because she can be tough when she needs to be, but is polite.)
3.Twilight Sparkle (She's the middle of the road, not annoying, but good, plus she has magic.)
4.Rainbow Dash (She thinks she's cool, but it comes off boisterous.)
5.Pinkie Pie (Because she is annoying as hell.)
6.Apple Jack (Do I really have to explain?)
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to AdamWolf: I don't know any pony by the name of "Applrjack". Is she just an "Applr" variant of Applejack or what?
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Shout out to Tara Strong fucking us up the ass with this 12 episodes yet still 20 minute duration per episode shit.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to Fluttertrank: Shout out to a futa-Rarity shoving her royal, phallic womanhood into the virginal anal-cunt of Fluttershy.
arone95
Replying to Neal:
1. Rainbow Dash
2. Zoidberg
3. Pinkie Pie
4. Twilight Sparkle
5. Fluttershy
6. Applejack
7. Rarity
Duh.
Twaddle
Replying to arone95:
Oh shit, I somehow manage to always forget about Zoidberg. I feel so stupid.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to Twaddle: All one has to do to see how great Rarity is... is compare her to Diamond Tiara. If she was really as bad as everyone thinks she is, she'd just be a Diamond Tiara clone.
aStingyMiser
Replying to FappingBlackGuy: Admittedly a good point, but still, for the element of "generosity" her constant selfishness kind of contradicts that. It should be noted, though, that I like all the ponies, and I think they all have their flaws. Just saying.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to AStingyMiser: The fact Rarity has a conscience that makes her constantly think about how her alleged "selfishness" influences her friends means she is doing more than just trying to be generous. Beneath that ego of hers, she is full of generosity. The heart is all that matters, bro. DIDN'T PONIES TEACH YOU ANYTHING?
aStingyMiser
Replying to FappingBlackGuy: Meh, I'm a bit of an overlycynical asshole. Like I said, I like Rarity. But I don't buy her element.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
Replying to AStingyMiser: I won't lie. The reason I like her isn't because of how true or untrue she is to her element. I don't really take into consideration their elements when I watch the show. I'm a Georgia boy, what sort of New Orleans type voodoo witchcraft you be accusin' me of?
With that being said, I actually liked Pinkie Pie a lot more because her element and persona indirectly corresponded with Discord. Discord is the fucking shit.
Does Discord count as a pony?
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