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Neal's AMA

Neal

ROLF

Fuck it krog had one. And now he is asleep. So go for it. Give it your best shot.

800 Replies

deadshadow

foking furry

want me to poop on you

deadshadow

foking furry

i want bacon wbu

aStingyMiser

How strong-minded are you?

Nate

BANNED

Do you whip your ass hair back and forth?

deadshadow

foking furry

wanna do some coke

Nate

BANNED

Why won't this shit lock?

aStingyMiser

What are your thoughts on the quality of pacing?

Eddie

Why doesn't your AMA autolock?

deadshadow

foking furry

do you have any sex toys

deadshadow

foking furry

ever drink cum

Pat_RedHawk

have you sucked your own wiener?

aStingyMiser

How much girth do you possess?

Nate

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Why is AStingyMiser shit great at video game reviews?

deadshadow

foking furry

can i punch you in the dick

Nate

BANNED

Do you eat babies head or feet first?

deadshadow

foking furry

biggest dump you ever made

aStingyMiser

Has anyone tongue-punched your fart box?

deadshadow

foking furry

left or white

deadshadow

foking furry

want a boston chilly dog

deadshadow

foking furry

you have a gun

aStingyMiser

White or wrong?

deadshadow

foking furry

can i fuck you in the butt

aStingyMiser

Can you even comprehend it?

deadshadow

foking furry

amz you drunk

Nate

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Do you ever whip your pants off and jiggle a little?

deadshadow

foking furry

will you answer any of this

aStingyMiser

Does 2 plus 2 equal fish?

deadshadow

foking furry

biggest thing you have shoved up your ass

Nate

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Is steel wool an effective replacement for toilet paper?

aStingyMiser

Can't you lock this thread like a good sport.

deadshadow

foking furry

can i put ells in you

deadshadow

foking furry

how big are your boobs

Nate

BANNED

Would you rather fuck a crab or a ps2 controller?

Pat_RedHawk

do you ever put someones phone in your butt, put it on vibrate and wait for them to ask to call it because they cant find it?

deadshadow

foking furry

footjobs or handjobs

aStingyMiser

Would you rather slide down a 50-foot razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol or twist whichever testicle of yours dangles lower in a metal clamp until it pops?

deadshadow

foking furry

can you post nudes

deadshadow

foking furry

do you love me

deadshadow

foking furry

can you cure cancer

deadshadow

foking furry

do your balls hang low

deadshadow

foking furry

do they wobble to the floor

Nate

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Are you my father?

aStingyMiser

What is your hair color?

deadshadow

foking furry

can i fist your ass

Nate

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@Nate:
You can check because only your dick fits my ass

deadshadow

foking furry

wanna yiff

deadshadow

foking furry

did you pace your self

deadshadow

foking furry

do you check before you wreck

Tereall

Why is madbad so afraid of change

Neal

ROLF

In order of questions:

- I would play Mass Effect 3

- I am fine today. I went the whole day almost totally offline

-The pacing is fine

-impostors will either become a thing, or die immediately. I have none so I don't care

-I can not suck my own dick

-I don't understand the question "What do you do to the movies"

- I am not a robot, but not totally human either

- Depending on the ass I can fit a lot of girth, or just not fit

- 12 is a dozen, or 4 ructars

- I don't wish to be pooped on

- I always want bacon

- I'm strong minded to somethings but not others it all depends. But my will is very strong

- I don't have enough ass hair to whip

- I am straight edge so if the question refers to drugs then no. But if Coke-a-Cola then yes

- It won't lock because I'm Neal and I'm AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Pacing quality is all relative and opinionated

- Already explained auto locking

- I have no sex toys

- I never ingest semen

- Already explained I cannot suck my own wiener

- My girth > Gary Oak's girth

- Because AStingyMiser stops to criticize

- No punching my dick

- I can no longer eat babies or I'll die, but it used to be the head. Gotta stop the crying

- Biggest dump? A solid 10 pounds of currency

- I've never been salad tossed

- I am white, but I don't think that left is a race. Also a shit question

- No chilly dogs thanks

- I don't own a gun, but my father owns some from my grandpa's military days

- I am white and wrong. Also another shit question.

- No fucking my butt

- I comprehend all

- Again straight edge, so no alcohol either

- I jiggled in the past. But my pants don't rip off.

- I'm answering it all now

- 2 + 2 =fish yes, because of Fairy Godparents

- Never put anything in my ass but shit

- Steel Wool is fine if your out of toilet paper

- I've already said when this will lock

- I won't have anything in me

- I have no boobs

- PS2 controller

- I've never put anything in my butt

- handjobs

- 50-foot razor blade

- No nudes

- I don't love any other male in any homo way

- I could try to cure cancer. No promises.

- My balls hang low yes

- They don't quiet hit the flo. I tape them to my thigh

- I'm nobodies father. I think

- My hair is blonde

- No fisting of my ass

- I pace my self sometimes yes

- Always check. Or you'll wreck yourself

- MadBad seems afraid t lose something he love. Being MLP. That is my thought anyways.

deadshadow

foking furry

would you fuck a fury that is female but in the fursuit

Neal

ROLF

@deadshadow: Hm.... is she is hot then yes most likely, but if not then no never.

Guest

Calm down NGF. Post has been censored.

natehalodragon

nevaqv60:GTFO!

Neal

ROLF

*bump since CHAT is dead*
Edit: Also test

JiffyLoob

Do you even lift faggot?

arikisbeastley

#TealForNeal ArikisBeastley, yay!

Neal

ROLF

@JiffyLoob: I've been asked this. Please refer to about 200 questions ago.

Neal

ROLF

@arikisbeastley: 1st: Thanks for spelling my name right.
2nd: That is not a question. Please edit question.

arikisbeastley

When will #nealgetteal

JiffyLoob

@Neal: Would you kindly repeat your answer as I am too lazy to look back and find your response?

Neal

ROLF

@JiffyLoob: I can answer that I do lift though my wrist, after being broken a few years ago, causes me to not lift much.

GameNight

What am I?

Neal

ROLF

@GameNight: A night where AH plays community games with the fans. I have already answered this prosperously so don't spam me with this.

DashingRainbow

ruber or no ruber?

natehalodragon

@DashingRainbow:YES.

deadshadow

foking furry

will you have dunk sex with me

DashingRainbow

@natehalodragon:
#noruber

natehalodragon

@DashingRainbow:YAY :3

DashingRainbow

@natehalodragon:
you wanna do it raw?

BreadWolf

Weinerlord

Who are the Patriots?

Neal

ROLF

@DashingRainbow: Well I'd say raw but I don't want a kid, so yes rubber.

Neal

ROLF

 <a href=#88620>@deadshadow</a>:
I'm going to say no for three reasons:

1. dunk sex is not a thing

2. I am not a homosexual

3. I think you meant drunk and I don't drink

Neal

ROLF

@BreadWolf: the Patriots were the men and women who fought for the freedom of america. But Now there are people who call themselves Patriots but don't really do anything.

BreadWolf

Weinerlord

@Neal:
Not the answer I was looking for, but still very acceptable. I like that very much.

Neal

ROLF

@BreadWolf: ? What did you mean?

deadshadow

foking furry

do you still wanna make out

Neal

ROLF

@deadshadow: No.

BreadWolf

Weinerlord

@Neal:
That's classified.

natehalodragon

@DashingRainbow:What's that?

Neal

ROLF

@natehalodragon: Having sex without protection.

natehalodragon

@Neal:You don't gee it.

Neal

ROLF

@natehalodragon: That's what doing it raw means.

natehalodragon

@Neal:NO RUBER

Neal

ROLF

@natehalodragon: Yes that is what that means.

Tereall

Why do I want to skin ThatOneFatGuy alive

Neal

ROLF

@Tereall: I couldn't tell you since I don't know who 'ThatOneFatGuy' is.

Guest

How offend BUMP do you post on this thread, it's been awhile.

Neal

ROLF

Y.H.S._rettulf: I don't bump often. That is shown in the fact that it has been awhile. But I only bump to check if the thread locks itself. Because it doesn't show up on top thread list often. Even though it has the most replies.

Parks

Ass To Ass

What are some podcast's you listen to besides for IBP (and maybe Drunk Tank).

BreadWolf

Weinerlord

@Parks:
Oh, Drunk Tank... that takes me back.

Neal

ROLF

@Parks: I listen to the TGS podcast, and "Cox n' Crendor in the morning". Also I'll probably start listening to the Stop the movies podcast. (Also Drunk Tank is the Rooster Teeth podcast)

forcep

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how are you neal

forcep

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also, how many posts you at

Neal

ROLF

@forcep: I'm really good.

Neal

ROLF

@forcep: I'm at 3329 posts.

forcep

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@Neal:I'll get you meddling kid, and your dog too

forcep

BANNED

When are you going to destroy the rest of CHAT

Neal

ROLF

@forcep: One day. But not today...

Neal

ROLF

Self is this reply 600?

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