Trevor
Got a joke you need explaining?
Let me explain it here.
See, this thread is funny because people find it annoying when I explain jokes.
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Trevor
Replying to Bartek:
You see, it's funny for a number of reasons.
Originally, it was posted as "ROFL" (as in 'Rolling on the Floor Laughing'), but once it was accidentally misspelled by Andrew, he received a number of negative mod points on the Rooster Teeth social networking site.
Now everyone does it ironically.
Also, it is funny because it upsets a number of the staff members at the Rooster Teeth offices, and it is so funny to see them very angry!
Trevor
Classic question, Sonny88p. This joke is funny because the 'listener' of the joke is expecting to hear a very complicated and philosophical punchline, but in fact, the 'asker' provides them an answer that is unexpected, simple, and - in turn - hilarious. It's an unconventional joke!
Trevor
Replying to sonny88p:
See, it's funny because this joke plays off of phonetic noises of words and gets the 'listener' of the joke to make the joke themself, without even realizing the joke in the first place! Hilarious!
Trevor
Replying to gutser:
You see, this response is funny because I can't actually explain what it means. Even though I had said that I would explain jokes, what makes this hilarious is that it will still remain a secret!
Bartek
A Polish, a German and a Russian are stuck on a desert island. After some time they begin to starve. The Russian being an honorable man says: "I will sacrifice one of my limbs so that we have something to eat " - and cuts his arm off. After a week they begin to starve again so the German says: "Fine, I'll sacrifice myself as well" - and cuts his leg off. After another week the two of them expect the Polish to sacrifice himself. And so - he stands up, pulls his pants down and grabs his dick... "Are we gonna have some Polish sausage?" - the German and Russian ask. "Nope" - he replies - "Polish yogurt..."
Trevor
Replying to Bartek:
You see, it's funny because the German and Russian have sacrificed so much already and the Polish man is about to provide his own semen, implying that his semen is yogurt!
Hilarious!
Bartek
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
Trevor
Replying to Bartek:
You see, it's funny because this strange little man that the woman had noticed in her garden was not, in fact, a goblin (as we find out during the punchline), but instead a man who tricked this woman into sleeping with him! It's also hilarious to some people because it implies that women are dumb enough to believe in goblins.
Hilarious!
Deleted User
Where did the one-legged waitress with an awesome rack work? Hooters.
Bartek
A medieval knight encountered a powerful jinn on his path and is granted 3 wishes.
- I want to be immortal!
- DONE.
- I want my horse to be immortal as well!
- DONE.
The kinght thinks for a while...
- I don't know how to say it... Let's just say I want to have genitals like my horse has...
- DONE.
After a while the knight meets his squire.
- Hit me with a sword squire!
- But... my lord! I might kill you!
- Do it!
The boy delivers a powerful blow.
- Oh my goodness! My lord! You are immortal!
- Now hit my horse with a sword!
The squire follows orders.
- Oh my! Your horse is immortal as well!
- Check this out!
The knight pulls his pants down...
- O my goodness! My lord! That's a VERY impressive vagina!
patricknayani
The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.
She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Helen: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
explain please
Trevor
Replying to MLPzezmaldo:
You see, it's funny because it implies that a one-legged woman can work as a waitress only at Hooters because she has a great set of breasts. Hilarious!
Trevor
Replying to Bartek:
You see, it's funny because we (as the readers) all had expected the horse to have a giant horse dick - but instead the horse had a vagina!
cho1x
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Please explain
Trevor
Replying to patricknayani:
You see, it's funny because the woman ended up paying the maid to keep quiet about the fact that she slept with the gardener. Hilarious!
Trevor
Replying to cho1x:
You see, it's funny because it's implying that you are throwing the babies hard enough for them to produce a material that can paint a wall. And since we know that the only material we could really paint a wall with is blood (unless you're Andrew), it's implying that we are killing babies. Which is so terrible that it's hilarious!
Trevor
For the record, I will explain jokes that are actually jokes.
Not why the 'dduck' walked into the bar, cause that's just retarded.
Trevor
Replying to Neefertiti:
You see, it's funny because if I keep it consistent, it becomes marketable! It's my own little 'hook,' and now you're in on it too!
Hilarious!
Trevor
Replying to Bartek:
Classic one Bartek!
It plays on the prevalence of 'homonyms,' which are words that sound the same. Eight, sounds the same as 'ate,' which implies that "seven ate nine" and that's why 6 is so scared!
Hilarious!
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Women's rights
Trevor
Replying to Bartek:
You see, it's funny because some people think that he is a terrible leader and completely undeserving of a Nobel Peace Prize (bonus points to you for fucking up its name).
Obamalarious!
Trevor
Replying to Neal:
You see, dick jokes are funny because dicks are funny. And dicks are funny because, well, they're dicks.
Bartek
A patient receives a prescription from his doctor. The doctor's handwriting is awful and the poor patient can't read a thing. He goes to a pharmacy and gives the paper to the pharmacist. The pharmacist reads the document and immediately gives the patient a flask of a drug.
- But sir! How could you read the name of the drug?!
- Me and the doctor know each other for a long time...
- But this looks nothing like the drug's name! What does it say?
The pharmacist refuses to read the prescription, but the patient insists. Finally he gives up and reads it:
"Hi Frank! I don't have a fucking clue what's wrong with this guy - give him some syrup and tell him go fuck off. Chris"
Trevor
Replying to Bartek:
You see, it's funny because the man is crazy and the doctor's have to resort to unconventional measures to deal with him once and for all! Also, syrup is from Canada - and Canadians are dumb and funny!
Hilarious!
patricknayani
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it??"
patricknayani
though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
at 1 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"i have a better idea," she replied. "just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"wow! that's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"good," she replied. "get your own fucking blanket."
after a moment of silence, he farted.
Trevor
Replying to patricknayani:
It's funny because it implies a large part of Christianity is making fun of Jewish steretypes, and it took very little time for the Jewish man to be converted.
Hilarious!
sonny88p
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why are these funny?
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Did Trevor die?
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im just joshin you internet.
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Please explain "I'm just joshin you."
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