Fapplejakks
Just post pictures of what you look like!
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DashingRainbow
Replying to OP:
i'm having trouble uploading a picture from my webcam so I don't think pics of me are gonna happen
Fapplejakks
@ghostface: You sir... are not white. Which begs the question... why is your name ghostface?
Neal ROLF
@Fapplejakks: I play the Baritone Saxaphone. Also I can play the Alto and Soprano Sax. But right now I have moved on to college band since that photo and I am currently the only Baritone Sax in a band of over 330.
Fapplejakks
@Neal: Thats rad! I'm still in highschool and i play snare drum. But Bari Sax is fucking awesome! Do you like streetlight manifesto?
FlygonNick
@Neal: I too was in band (I played trumpet). Also, you look like such a boss in that picture.
GummmiGator BANNED
Shannon Queen
Me :) Wearing my friend's Fedora, at his house, while wearing my T-Rex's Hate Push Ups shirt
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I always imagine people as a personification of their username or avatar:
FappingBlackGuy is an obese black man masturbating on a poor quality webcam
Ghostface is an exceptionally pale white man
Neal is morbidly obese for some reason I can't explain (sorry)
RedBlood is a redneck hillbilly with a bee farm
GummiGator is a 5 year old girl stuffing her face with gummy bears
M4xwell is like the main character on MASH, because of the helmet
ItalianBadger is a hairy Italian with a streak of grey hair, presumably due to a lack of sunlight
shenmoki is a small japanese dog in a racing suit
I could go on but it will get scary.
Now you all know what I'm thinking about when I talk to you.
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Does anyone here think that they are photogenic? This isn't a comment on pictures posted thus far, it's just that I'm reluctant to post a picture because I'm am only ever photographed when I don't want to be.
Neal ROLF
@1: What!? I may not be super skinny but I hate obesity. I mean in my profile I don't even have proper mass of a normal body since discord has a serpent's body and I'm as wide as him.
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@Neal: I know. I'm so sorry. I must have known some fat people called neal at some stage in my life, or perhaps on tv or something. It's unfortunate for you.
@Fapplejakks: I'm also reluctant because half the people on here seem to think i'm female. I have been in literally 2 photos in the last 12 months, and in both I am being a drunken moron. Although I am wearing RT clothing so that helps.
Neal ROLF
@1: I know that it isn't your fault. But I was an overweight kid for reasons beyond my control and I work hard to not gain weight. And I hate when people think I'm fat.
ghostface Reference
@1:I have also put 2 pictures of me being a drunken moron up and I have shit loads more on facebook
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@italianbadger: It is funny, I just let my imagination get the better of me sometimes.
@Fapplejakks: You are correct. I actually misinterpreted other people. They were referring to me as "he/she" and I thought they were unsure of my gender, but clearly they were just confused about me being a number.
Anyway, we shall see if this link works. Apologies for my unhappy demeanour, I dislike being photographed.
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@ghostface: In an angry way. I get that same feeling looking at myself. And it is scary.
@Neal: It's such a good shirt. Second only to the RT polo shirt that has a grifball player's silhouette where a polo player would normally be.
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@ghostface: Our pictures are essentially the exact same scenario. Like geoff I have lived a life of very little activity, hence the shirt.
@Fapplejakks: I am younger than either of those so your assessment is alarming.
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While we're here on the topic of what people look like, FappingBlackGuy has been claiming that she is an attractive asian woman for a while now, but it's a lie isn't it? I can't tell if everyone just says that she's lying to be ironic, or if she is actually lying
Chenzo ( ͡° ͜ʖ
@DashingRainbow: That's probably the best compliment I've ever gotten ever. Thank you.
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
@1: There is a no josh clause for this sort of thing.
This is a most recent picture of me:
And if you still don't believe me, here is me at skul:
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
@DashingRainbow: It's almost as if I'm telling the truth.
There is actually one pretty legit logical explanation for all of this, it's just that none of you paid attention to when I told you.
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@FappingBlackGuy: The crazy thing is that google images says your pictures are original. I really have no reason to doubt you at this point. Congratulations on becoming officially female!
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
@DashingRainbow: No, but good guess.
The first person who guesses it gets some brownie points. (Hint: I've blatantly said it on multiple occasions and people thought I was joshing.)
FappingBlackGuy OW;TheJosher
@LaughingMan9: Warmer, I guess.
Why is the obvious not obvious, guiz?
Also, refer to this thread: lulz
Deadlyparasite1 BANNED
Babby here, checking in before I go to sleep.
ltayl1 1.048596
@1: The more pressing question is why doesn't anybody know how to spell my username?
KorporalKitty PAM
Neal and 19nonnahs93 have pretty much the same hat there fore there is a conspiracy
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