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The Church of Mike

bubblejuice

kose mochen

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Have you accept our lord and savior Mike into your hearts?

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119 Replies

ghostface

Reference

No

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

Okay guys, let's burn down this church as well.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Redblood801: Whoops, almost forgot.

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M4xwell

Insanitarium

Inb4 cult of Chenzo and bearsmarts2

Chenzo

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@M4xwell: I have been summoned.

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Chenzo: Sweet! Help me light a fire, we're burning this church.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Redblood801:
Click to play

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@M4xwell:
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absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

Speaking of Mike, does everyone else see the Day We Fight Back watermark on the bottom left of the page?

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@absolutezilch: What watermark. I'm a member of the NSA, I can't see said watermark. Now please excuse me while I read you email and browsing history.

TenaciousTuttle

6/10 Art Guy

@Redblood801:

YOU FUCK

Chenzo

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@Redblood801: Sure thing!

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@TenaciousTuttle: You called me a fuck. Even though you have all the right to call me that as is stated by the constitution, I must now keep a close eye on you because you could be a TERRORIST!

Chenzo

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@Redblood801: The porn was already on my computer when I bought it.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

THREAD SUCCESSFULLY DERAILED!

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

@Redblood801: You're the only one who cares enough to do so *cue romantic music*.

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

Speaking of the NSA, remember when The Simpsons movie totally called it?
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#Illuminati

Neal

ROLF

NOBODY LIKES MIKE!

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Capt_Korea13

KimJungUn

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: And now the mystery of why Neat can't get the teal is solved.

Shannon

Queen

@Neal: I like Mike.

forcep

BANNED

We already have a local cult

Hail Chenzo

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@forcep:
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absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

@M4xwell: PLAAAANK! NOOOOO!

ADashofRainbow

@forcep:
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Capt_Korea13

KimJungUn

Pick

Pick a cult
  1. Chenzo
    9
  2. coolguy6
    4

Poll has been closed.

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forcep

BANNED

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Neal

ROLF

@Shannon: I'll repeat (again): NOBODY LIKE MIKE!

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Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801: Neat can't get teal because he if some cheap knock-off of me.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: Nobody?
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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: FUCKING GODDAMMIT! Guess I'm gonna have to kill myself.


Again.

Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801: Exactly

Capt_Korea13

KimJungUn

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Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801: No don't. We love you.

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KimJungUn

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: Goodbye cruel world.

*hurk*


Uh... I seem to be stuck. I'm just dangling here.

A little help?

Chenzo

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@forcep:

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Chenzo

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@Neal: Could he be a member of the dreaded CHET?

Chenzo

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@Capt_Korea13: Looks like a game I'd rage quit very quickly.

Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801: On my way.
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Chenzo

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@Redblood801: …Well good luck with that, brah.

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Neal

ROLF

@Chenzo: He runs CHAL. Standing for Come. Here. And. Lose.

forcep

BANNED

Jimmies are rustled

Neal

ROLF

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: No, he's from CHET. He's friends with those assholes Redvlood801, M4well, etc.

Chenzo

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@Neal: Sounds absolutely below average.

Parks

Ass To Ass

Blasphemy.

Shannon

Queen

@Neal: Nope. I still like Mike. which means someone does. :)

Neal

ROLF

@Shannon: I'll just keep saying it then: NOBODY LIKES MIKE!

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ADashofRainbow

@Redblood801:
how dare you bring up those fuckers on here.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@ADashofRainbow: I'm sorry.

Also I'm still hanging here, could really use some help guys.

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

I wish someone would make a thread called "CHAT Chronicles" and explicitly explain every inside joke since the inception of CHAT... so that a couple of noobs like me wouldn't feel so left out :(

Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801: Still on my way. Sorry for taking so long, but I was watching ep. 17 of Kill la Kill.

ADashofRainbow

@absolutezilch:
that would be one hell of a thread

Shannon

Queen

@Neal: And I'll keep saying that I like Mike. You can't win this one Neal. He's my friend and a baller guy at that.

Shannon

Queen

@absolutezilch: we had a wikia at one point, but it got..... attacked.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: CHOSEN ONE!

Neal

ROLF

@absolutezilch: There is way too much to do that. But I also wish for this.

ADashofRainbow

@Neal:exactly, there is a bit of stuff at the very beginning I missed and I'm sure there's tons of shit I forgot about it would be great to have a better way to look at the site's past.

Neal

ROLF

@Shannon: And I'll keep going as well: NOBODY LIKES MIKE!

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: Click to play

Neal

ROLF

@ADashofRainbow: Yeah.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@absolutezilch: no one can pinpoint the exact first thread/topic of where I originated 'well then'

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@M4xwell: I thought Chenzo did...

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Redblood801: he took a guess, but I checked and was wrong.

Chenzo

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@Redblood801: I don't remember but I can take credit for it if you want.

Chenzo

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@M4xwell: I guess that happened too.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@Chenzo: ...when was this anyway?

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@M4xwell:
@Chenzo:
Well then, I guess it will just be
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ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!

Chenzo

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@M4xwell: I don't remember man,

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Shannon

Queen

@Neal: Just saying, if people utilized this there wouldn't be an issue. I've even recently updated it.

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

@Shannon: I've seen the Wiki before. It's too intense to navigate. Too much info about past alliances and users who are now gone D:

Shannon

Queen

@absolutezilch: that's the point. it's the CHAT wikipedia. everything you need to know should be there, and if not needs to be added

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

@Shannon: Yeaah I know. It's great that you've got this going. I'm just a fool for not sticking around during CHAT's hey-day.

Shannon

Queen

@absolutezilch: never too late to start :)

Mike

OVERLORD

Blessed are those who walk the path of Mike.

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

deadshadow sure is late here

deadshadow

foking furry

so when do me and xray start burning people and churches im sure i have some napalm and chloride gas

M4xwell

Insanitarium

@deadshadow: took ya long enuff

mlp_midnaspet

Homo-Queen*

Mike *gets on knees* praise be unto him.

mlp_midnaspet

Homo-Queen*

@Shannon: Everyone likes mike, they just dont know it yet.

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

@deadshadow:
I'm more fond of methanol, I'd say.

absolutezilch

Hey Big Zam!

@TheXRayFactor: For a second, I thought your response was to midnaspet suggesting that everyone likes Mike. xD

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

Man, Neal really like to take his time.

forcep

BANNED

@Mike:hail chenzo

AwYeah

@super_legit

If Mike is god in this church, who is the devil?

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@AwYeah: It's
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ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

@absolutezilch:
It would still be true anyway.

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

@AwYeah:
Midnight Mike, of course.

Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801: Take my time doing what?....... OH yeah you're still hanging up aren't you.
*cuts down redblood801*
There I did it.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal:YOU IDIOT! You cut down redblood801. Now he's gonna cause all kinds of mischief.

Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801:....... Well if you keep yelling at me then I'll leave you up there longer.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: You're right, I'm sorry. I've just hanging around for who knows how long. On the plus side, at least the rope smells nice.

Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801: *cuts you down* Apology accepted. If it makes you feel better I used a pitfall trap on redblood801.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: Throw some tranq bombs at him. You'll get better rewards.

deadshadow

foking furry

@TheXRayFactor: so we gass them then lay them in the church and burn it to the fucking ground

mrbutthole

@Mike: Is the White Knife our Guardian?

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

@deadshadow:
Sounds like a plan.

Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801: Always. Soon I'll have the 'Bloody red' dual blades.

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