Neal ROLF

MLP_JoshF

Let's fucking go Forcep, I'm ready to fucking win this shit.

Neal ROLF

I'm sorry to everyone who fights me and can do nothing. I'm OP but it comes with being OG

TenaciousTuttle 6/10 Art Guy

Here's the matchup for me.

Eddie

Lets go.

Neal ROLF

Okay so we are posting our own matches?

Neal ROLF

My match:

TenaciousTuttle 6/10 Art Guy

@Mike:

Oh you.

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever Internet Box CHAT Super Mega Deluxe Ultra Combotastic Hadukenin' Fighting Extravaganza! I'm Redblood801, and I, along with my good friend, Mr. Fozzila, will be your commentators for the event.

MLP_JoshF

My match:

Nate BANNED

I'd like to sign up.

Neal ROLF

@Nate: It is too late. You'll have to wait until the next Tourny

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

We would also like to remind everyone that this battle royale is brought to you by The Internet Box Podcast. Join Michael, Ray, Lindsey, Barbara, Mike, Kerry, Andrew, and Dylon as they talk about random stuff and swear a lot.

M4xwell Insanitarium

Intro-men Fight.

aWSOMN360

Mine and CannonOfDoom's match.

MLP_JoshF

So is there a rule against voting for yourself in the polls just in case someone actually does (not calling you out Forcep, I'm just making sure that there is some kind of honor system in play)?

Neal ROLF

@Redblood801: Funny you'd say that. Because I hear that the IB podcast is up for this year's podcast awards. And what better use of time in between matches than to go vote for our favourite sponsors.

JiffyLewb

I am boned, bros. Rip in the peach trees. I'll see all you losers next year.

Neal ROLF

@MLP_JoshF: Yes you are not supposed to do that. Because your opponent posting it cannot vote for themselves either.

MLP_JoshF

@Neal: I can't vote on it since I made the poll, I just wanted to make sure there is no foul play involved.

TenaciousTuttle 6/10 Art Guy

@Mike:

Thanks!

TenaciousTuttle 6/10 Art Guy

@MLP_JoshF:

Nah. You can only vote once per poll anyway.

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Oh, it seems Doge has been banned from the field again. But, you gotta give it to him, he is tenacious. He just keeps walking back on to the field to finish his fight and security doesn't seem to be stopping him.

Neal ROLF

@TenaciousTuttle: But the creator of the poll cannot vote. And since we all made our own polls then aren't the votes from an opponent an unfair advantage.

MLP_JoshF

@TenaciousTuttle: That's pretty unfair to the poll maker, but whatever, it's not like we can tell if they did or not.

Neal ROLF

@Redblood801: I'll say that he is persistent if nothing else.

TenaciousTuttle 6/10 Art Guy

@Neal:

Hm. Polls are really the only option, I suppose. I guess yeah. DON'T VOTE FOR YOURSELVES, YOU LOSERS.

Neal ROLF

NEW RULE!
Do not vote for yourself in your bracket if your opponent made it. They gave up their vote and you don't get one. Got it? Good.

M4xwell Insanitarium

@Neal: Abstain = refrain.

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Oh, here comes Korporal_Kitty rolling up in "The Spanish Inquisition"! Even though it's on the list, I don't think anyone here was expecting that!

JohnStephen

Here we go, who's ready for the match of the century? This is the showdown we're all waiting for! Who'll win the opportunity to lose to Neal?

Neal ROLF

@Redblood801: I wasn't even expecting it. And I made the fucking thing and sent it to Looy.

M4xwell Insanitarium

@JohnStephen: I seriously cannot vote. Too difficult

aWSOMN360

@JohnStephen: It doesnt matter who I vote for, you win seeing as you're the same people.

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Man, it sure is lonely up here in this box. Mr. Fozzila sure is taking his time feeding his Sylveon.

cannonofdoom Superannuate

@aWSOMN360:

I'm in AHWU this week. I win at life.

M4xwell Insanitarium

Battle of the BANNED

aWSOMN360

@cannonofdoom: Oh yeah, you were an RTX guardian werent you.

Neal ROLF

25 minutes in and the scores are racking up. How and this remote microphone makes it easy for me to commentate and fight Simsoy

MLP_JoshF

So when does the poll close?

aWSOMN360

@MLP_JoshF:  I'd guess noon tomorrow, giving each timezone a chance at it.

Neal ROLF

@MLP_JoshF: When a clear winner can be identified after a determined amount of time. That time is when this thread is locked, and Tuttle counts the votes.

TenaciousTuttle 6/10 Art Guy

@aWSOMN360:

Sounds like a good plan. I'll lock it at 2:00 PST tomorrow.

Neal ROLF

@Mike: LET"S GO DOGE!

JiffyLewb

@Mike: FUCK!!! I voted for you by accident.

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

It's getting really hard to see the fight between Mike and Doge. Mike's pale skin is reflecting the sunlight and hitting me straight in the eyes. I only have one question however. Whose idea was it to not purchase the polarized windows? I bet it was Ricky the intern, goddammit Ricky.

Eddie

@Mike:
DOGE/CLOBBIT/DEADLYPARASITE/DEADLYPARASITE1

Neal ROLF

@Redblood801: Actually they were going to install them but Mr. Fozzila said that his Sylveon didn't like them and needed sunlight.

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Ooh, we've got a heated battle battle going between the two swordsman Eddie and Parks. Will Parks dual wielding skill reign victorious, or will the brute force of Eddie's Thunderfury prove to be too much? I don't know, but it makes for some excellent entertainment and I still get a paycheck either way.

Doge BANNED

@Neal: You voted for me. I love you. You have my vote.

Nate BANNED

Here we go.

aStingyMiser

Who will win?

Alacaie

#Uninvited

JohnStephen

@JiffyLewb:
That's good, I voted for Doge by accident.

SpongeyGString Akari~n!

IT'S ME VS. JOHN!? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK!?
Also it turns out I was too slow (whoops, gotta go fast and the like). Disregard this poll and use the other one.

JiffyLewb

@JohnStephen: Thank the Lord.

JiffyLewb

@SpongeyGString: Already made.

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Looks like we got some unauthorized fighting going on in the stands. Why do we have terrible security?

MLP_JoshF

@SpongeyGString: There's already a poll made for your fight.

aWSOMN360

@SpongeyGString: FUCKIN ROOKIE MISTAKE!

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Now's as good a time as any to remind everyone that this battle royale is also brought to you by Shameless Plugs. Shameless Plugs, you can plug that shit anywhere.

Tereall

My intro music
Alright I'm ready scrap LET'S DO THIS!

aWSOMN360

@Tereall: Sweet fight music.

cannonofdoom Superannuate

@aWSOMN360:

Yuuup.

ItalianBadger

So I'll give props to Paul for actually coming up with a power. This guy can replicate himself, but does that mean I have to just attack the real version of him?

Idk, but VOTE.

Here's a Honey Badger willing to take on a lion. Nothing more badass then that.

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Uh huh, yeah. I'll have the Lobster Bisque and the Crawfish Ettoufe and... wait, is this thing's still on?

forcep BANNED

so

aWSOMN360

@cannonofdoom: Mad props, but I dont know if that will help in the polls.

MLP_JoshF

@forcep: Already made.

aWSOMN360

@forcep: ROOKIE MISTAKE 2.0

JiffyLewb

@forcep: God damn. At least skim through the thread, people.

SpongeyGString Akari~n!

I love the picture, by the way.

MLP_JoshF

@forcep: Gonna abstain from this poll one so I can see how many people voted in this poll, and I don't want to break the rules and vote for myself, even though the real poll has already been made.

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Looks like BigPaul2 has just turned his hands into chainsaws that are excited for the next Thor movie, but that doesn't seem to faze ItalianBadger. ItalianBadger don't care, ItalianBadger don't give a shit.

TheXRayFactor Based Deak

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*because apparently some people don't like watching grown men crying for their mamas
**for until three hours after consumption

SpongeyGString Akari~n!

@TheXRayFactor: I knew my scarf allergy would effect me some day. Now I shall miss out on these delicious peanuts.
/cry

aStingyMiser

It occurs to me that literally, the guy who gave himself the power to melt is my perfect enemy.

tela

yoyo cancer boy

BreadWolf Weinerlord

@tela:
what

coolguy

yoyo cancer boy

BreadWolf Weinerlord

what is happening

JiffyLewb

@coolguy: damn, so cool, i am freezen over here

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Yoyo cancer boy indeed, for you see, half the proceeds of this event are going to go to the St. Judes Medical Center.

Eddie

yoyo cancer boy

BreadWolf Weinerlord

so confused right now

JiffyLewb

yoyo cancer boy

SpongeyGString Akari~n!

yoyo cancer boy

Eddie

@BreadWolf:

Idk I posted this yesterday.
EDIT: Changed it to the original

Nate BANNED

yoyo cancer boy

Insanity_Trials Whisper Kick

Alright, let's fuckin go.

Not_Doge BANNED

Wow, pretty cool topic. I'm new here.

Doge BANNED

why

Eddie

Fuck

BreadWolf Weinerlord

@Eddie:
Oh I see. I don't go on 4chan or CHAT enough to see stuff like this.

M4xwell Insanitarium

here we go

Redblood801 Chief Dingus

Looks like it's time for a commercial break. When we come back, will these idiots have made any progress? I don't know, but what I do know is that these peanuts are fucking delicious.