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GTA V Social Club for CHAT

CyroWolf

I have made a Social Club for CHAT called the Red Claw Dragons. Feel free to join if you'd like.

247 Replies

Jetly

@forcep: Do we have a tree house?

forcep

BANNED

@Jetly:of course, why wouldn't we, it also turns into a Mega Zord

CyroWolf

@Jetly: I'm sure I could make our Ultimate Muscle make us one.

Jetly

@forcep: Right on!

forcep

BANNED

@Jetly:I know, also have you seen the capuccino machine, it's awesome.

Wrex

Any chance of a promotion for Wrexy baby?

forcep

BANNED

@Wrex:you got a promotion

s34n_h

I joined! Yay

Overtoad

I can haz demotion?

forcep

BANNED

@Overtoad:um sure

Wrex

@forcep:
Yeah, but it was a pussy bitch promotion

ItalianBadger

I appreciate the arguments on here. It feels like a real gang.

Yo homies. Represent. Dawg. Thug life.
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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

All right, who made Overtoad muscle? I'm the only muscle the crew should need.

forcep

BANNED

@Redblood801:he wanted it

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@forcep: And I never want to be woken up at 1:30 in the morning because of massive heart burn, but we can't all have what we want. The reps are the Claws of the Red Claw Dragons. I am the blood that soaks the claws. I am Redblood801, the blood of the enemies of the Red Claw Dragons!

bigteddybear93

@Redblood801: don't be a twat

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@bigteddybear93: Fir enough, I'm gonna go kill myself.

bigteddybear93

@Redblood801: D: oh no!

forcep

BANNED

@bigteddybear93:you want a demotion too, I'm giving the out to the first ten callers

KorporalKitty

PAM

@forcep:Are you like Oprah now? Demotions for every one!

forcep

BANNED

@Korporal_kitty:and you get a demotion

KorporalKitty

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@forcep:CHAT Image

Chenzo

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I'm already a lieutenant and all I had to do was click "accept".

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Chenzo

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@Chenzo: Not sure if that statement was appropriate, given this apparent arguing that's been going on. C'est la vie, I suppose.

aWSOMN360

@forcep: Lol, if anybody is not allowed at the cool kids table it's certainly you.

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@aWSOMN360: Now now son, be nice.

forcep

BANNED

@aWSOMN360:I've been promoting not demoting, get the fuck out you orphan piece of shit

aWSOMN360

@forcep: Meh, nah.

JiffyLoob

Ha, people arguing over something so dumb.
...That being said, why the fuck am I a weak-ass Representative?

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

Meh, Overtoad can be my partner in the duties of muscling.

redshankinvento

BANNED

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Let's do this homies

forcep

BANNED

@JiffyLoob:you know why

Chenzo

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So what are my responsibilities, exactly?

forcep

BANNED

@Chenzo:make me money, and demote people lower than you

ItalianBadger

Yo homies,


When you all gonna be ready to bust a move in online GTAV, yo? Maybe wez can set up a play date now, in here. Figure enough of you playas are already paying attention to this thread. I'm all good on Sundays brothas. Hit me up wit some dates bitches.

Huh. We can’t seem to load this image.

forcep

BANNED

@italianbadger:Nigga you know I'm down for that shit, assumin' the rest of our brothas aren't a bunch of punk bitches

Chenzo

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@italianbadger: Oh god, I can just imagine you moving your head like that and bumpin' 2pac as you're typing.


But I'm usually good after 2 - 4pm PST on the weekends, or if any other window opens up (which I'll let you guys know ahead of time). Until then I suppose I'll try to finish the story.

ItalianBadger

@Chenzo: ...yeah. I'm pretty white lol. I ain't got no rep. I won't let you guys down as comissh though, I swear!

Overtoad

@forcep: Woah! Woah! Woah! I'm looking around, and I only see one mothuhfuckin' orphan in the Red Claw Dragons, and that's Overtoad! That's like my mothuhfuckin' niche, and you don't fuck with a mothuhfuckin' mothuhfucker's mothuhfucking niche, mothufucker! That shit don't fly. I'm invested in that position. I'm fortified like a goddamned soldier of the streets. It's my foxhole. It's my bunker. And that shit's poetic too, like a toad never known it's parents. It's just got to pick it self up and do or die from the day it's born. Shit's real man!


@Redblood801: I don't understand your argument, like at all.

forcep

BANNED

@italianbadger: This is you basically

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malibu's_Most_Wanted

KorporalKitty

PAM

@italianbadger:Play games? with people?
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SpongeyGString

Akari~n!

@italianbadger: Damn straight,
Click to play

risaxis

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@SpongeyGString:
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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Overtoad: You could say that I pulled a Coleridge writing Kubla Khan.

Overtoad

@Redblood801: Smokin' dat Chang White?

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Overtoad: Basically, except afterwards, I fell asleep, wrote a poem in my dreams, woke up, remembered the poem and started writing, got interrupted, forgot the rest, and winged the rest.

Overtoad

Sounds like college!

forcep

BANNED

@Overtoad:collage

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@forcep: Collage?
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SpongeyGString

Akari~n!

@forcep: Shout out to primary school art projects.

risaxis

BANNED

@forcep:cabbage?

forcep

BANNED

@risaxis:not my cabbages

JiffyLoob

@forcep: Mhm

cannonofdoom

Superannuate

Cribbages?

Overtoad

Scrimmages?CHAT Image

Overtoad

Scrimages?
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Overtoad

Sk'rim mages?
Huh. We can’t seem to load this image.

cannonofdoom

Superannuate

Skim Wages?

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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

Click to play

Chenzo

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I think we should all have street nicknames instead of our regular-ass CHAT usernames.

forcep

BANNED

@Chenzo:Muscles

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Chenzo: I'm The Ultimate Muscle. The 'The' is mandatory.

cannonofdoom

Superannuate

I want to be called Chenzo.

ItalianBadger

@Chenzo: I think Badger is already pretty hardcore...

IN FACT. I changed my license plate. It's B4DGER1

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Chenzo

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@cannonofdoom: You can be Chezno.

Chenzo

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@italianbadger:

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I think you should be "B-Mic" or something, but Badger is pretty hardcore. I also still don't know how to change license plates. Is there a specific app or something?

ItalianBadger

@Chenzo: Yeah the iFruit app. I didn't know what it was until the RT podcast. You have to take care of Chop. Chop is whiny punk bitch btw. "B-Mic"...that could word. So what can you be..."V-Dog"...Little V or Big V (whichever you prefer)...

forcep

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@italianbadger:I want a license plate, stupid me not having an i phone

Chenzo

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@italianbadger: Hey now, there's nothing "little" about this V.

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I'll probably think of something. While I'm at it, I'll check out that app. Not for Chop, of course. I don't know why he's there other than to add a sense of immersion.

ItalianBadger

@Chenzo: It's to train him. I bet he is actually useful at some point (idk I'm nowhere near beating the game)

I just don't want to go into dog vision again just to hump another dog lol

Chenzo

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@forcep:

Click to play

Chenzo

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@italianbadger: That caught me so off guard! But I just can't be bothered to pay any attention to him. I'm trying to finish the story before Online comes out. At this rate, I don't think it's gonna happen. :(

ItalianBadger

@Chenzo: Don't worry, you won't be alone. Plus I have to play FIFA with my coworkers now....this life is tough.

Insanity_Trials

Whisper Kick

@CyroWolf: Do you think we'll fight those pussies in Internet Box proper?

Overtoad

"Grillah-killah"

MrFozzilla

the Inactive

Man, I want in on this GTA play date thing. We could have a mothafucking tea-party. Though I don't have a street name and MrFozzilla is my name for EVERYTHING. So isn't it out tomorrow. I am fucking excited.

MrFozzilla

the Inactive

Also posted here just to bring this to the top page so others can see who might not have seen it before.

lemonylemon

Replying to OP: i shall join but only if im called the baby dragon by everyone in joey wheelers voice

bigteddybear93

So when are we playin?

ItalianBadger

@bigteddybear93: I would want to play tomorrow...but is it even going to work?

Insanity_Trials

Whisper Kick

I'll attempt to play tomorrow but i dont plan on it working. Work after school until six anyway, so i dont expect much.

bigteddybear93

@italianbadger: I hope so I know I'll be trying

Chenzo

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@italianbadger: I'm still going to try because you only live once.


I might be playing with a few buddies IRL on Friday, but I'm not sure if they're down. If anything, if that doesn't go through I'll probably be good for that day to cap some bustas with you guys.

ItalianBadger

@Chenzo: I'm so excited to bust caps with you homie :D

Chenzo

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@italianbadger:

R-C-D CRAY-CRAY ALL DAY

Click to play

CyroWolf

I've got school all day tomorrow (9:30am-9:50pm EST), but if anyone would be on around 10:30 EST, I might be on around then. (assuming their servers aren't broken due to overuse)

cannonofdoom

Superannuate

@CyroWolf:

I'll be on at around that time. Let's roll, homie.

ninjacarpet

the swaggest of clubs

forcep

BANNED

after school I don't have work

Overt_Ode

I should be good after 7 PM CST/5 PM PST.

risaxis

BANNED

so when is the multiplayer out?

CyroWolf

@risaxis: As of today, it's out.

risaxis

BANNED

@CyroWolf:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XtremBooyah

Just requested invite to the crew yeah boi

KorporalKitty

PAM

forcep has the most privite dances than any one in the top 3 teirs of the 'crew' with 4

privatejoenes

Joined. I'm getting the game today at some point so i'll hop in eventually.

ItalianBadger

@Korporal_kitty: I purposefully avoid strip clubs...sooooo

KorporalKitty

PAM

@italianbadger:its in the strip clubs you take a girl to a both and she shows you her bazoongas and your character can touch them. I have seen this once and because i have an internet connection i never did again. He also only did it playing as franklin so... yeah.

Chenzo

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That first race sure is a doozy, isn't it?

KorporalKitty

PAM

@Chenzo:At least you can get to it.

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