ThatsMyC4
Shitty puns and crap jokes!
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Redblood801 Chief Dingus
What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office? I can clearly see you're nuts!
Redblood801 Chief Dingus
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door? It won't be long now.
Redblood801 Chief Dingus
What do you get when you cross an instrument with a character from megaman?
ThatsMyC4
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
- A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
shenmoki BANNED
This one time i shipped my pants
Redblood801 Chief Dingus
What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
Redblood801 Chief Dingus
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball!
Redblood801 Chief Dingus
@ThatsMyC4: I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Redblood801 Chief Dingus
We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don’t you just come along peacefully?
Redblood801 Chief Dingus
(Lick your finger and then touch her shirt) Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.
Carlsbean BANNED
What separates humans from the animals?
The Mediterranean.
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