absolutezilch Hey Big Zam!

I got hit by a cycle going really fast once. I know it sounds super lame and stupid but my nose was bleeding like a faucet upon impact so I thought I was gonna die.
Other than that, it's been exam moments and dreams.

Eddie

when i found out there is a spooky skeleton inside of me

M4xwell Insanitarium

@Eddie: wait until aldude finds this

Miser_Reborn

when i learned that flip flops are considered informal dres despite the fact that i like to wear them for the comfort and freeness

Alakawaii

When I went to central Canada comic con and saw the brony section.... *Shivers intensify*

Miser_Reborn

@Alakawaii: my friend died there

he was good at the bernie

Alakawaii

Also, when I found out that Meme boss was kill.

Miser_Reborn

@Alakawaii: no
scariets thing i have hear

TheXRayFactor Based Deak

when the damn lab mixed up my blood test with someone else's and so for a couple of hours I had to cope with the idea of having leukemia

JohnStephen

@TheXRayFactor:
What a classic April Fools prank.

Kingnicolas6

I used to light stuff on fire and I almost burned my house down once.

TheXRayFactor Based Deak

@JohnStephen:
They should do it more often, best prank ever

TenaciousTuttle 6/10 Art Guy

When I got my gallbladder taken out, I had to keep really loose bandages on my incisions. One of them fell off when I was asleep, and when I woke up there was blood all over my gurney. I legitimately shat a little bit.

I got to drink a bunch of apple juice after that. Good times.

B0r1ng

When I was 5 I got stuck between those flappy doors while exiting the bus. I thought I was going to get squashed.

Kingnicolas6

[i]@B0r1ng:[/]

absolutezilch Hey Big Zam!

@Kingnicolas6:

B0r1ng

Kingnicolas6

@absolutezilch:

absolutezilch Hey Big Zam!

@Kingnicolas6:

dave

going to jail on a bullshit criminal trespassing charge had to go court but it was dropped

Miser_Reborn

@dave: did you have pareant permission

dave

@Miser_Reborn:
No I was 19 and they were out of town and it was at my friends house

Miser_Reborn

@dave: toucan sam does not approve of your choices

be thank he has mercy

masterofxen Dick Fiddler

When I was 4 I fell on the escalator and my shirt got caught between the stair and the (I don't know this part) silver thing next to the stair

JohnStephen

@masterofxen:
Escalators are fucking horrifying. Every time I use one I fear for my life.

AwYeah @super_legit

I was at the top of the St. Louis arch when the power cut out and the cars started to drop, suddenly, 2-20 feet at a time for about an hour. Every once in awhile, they would pull us up slowly and the we would screeching drop.

Dangerfox

When my mother died and I realized I was gonna die too.

Kingnicolas6

@absolutezilch:

Kingnicolas6

@masterofxen:
Woah, did you die?

Parks Ass To Ass

A car almost ran me over once.

Kingnicolas6

@Parks:

Parks Ass To Ass

@Kingnicolas6: I was walking in a parking lot at night and I guess the car didn't see me, and instead of slowing down the driver just honked their horn.

JohnStephen

@Parks:
Or maybe someone wants you dead. The horn wasn't a warning.