Captain_Chaos
In a decent space ship (none of this space shuttle crap) what would you do or think other people would do.
106 Replies
Scotty
I would consider a mutiny against the captain! Then us crew mates would band together to form a team of unstoppable space pirates!
KimmyJ King Chad
Kill people off one by one and try to get everyone to hate each other by spreading rumors.
Carlsbean BANNED
I'd just want to poop in zero gravity.
Captain_Chaos
@Carlsbean: well too bad the ship has artificial gravity and i am not going to turn it off.
aWSOMN360
@M4xwell: Space core..... IIIIIINNNNNNNNNN SSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE
Quote_Poop
Here in CHAT? Everyone HERE would masturbate furiously for a while, then read a book or some shit. What ever the hip kids do now-a-days.
JohnStephen
Define "decent" space ship, do you mean like a normal shuttle, like in Star Trek, like what?
Quote_Poop
@M4xwell: Wait, so they would masturbate furiously to Bohemian Rhapsody, or watch it after? Or both? Kids are fucking weird...
forcep BANNED
Masturbate and games
Captain_Chaos
So is anyone gonna take care of the ship or are we gonna starve, suffocate, dehydrate, die in a reactor explosion or die in any other way?
CyroWolf
@Captain_Chaos: That'll be my job, seeing as I'm intending on becoming an aerospace engineer. Outside of maintenance duties, I'd listen to music and pull a Samara and just stare out a window all day. (And of course fap. That's a given.)
Deleted User
I'd try and find some spare compression coils for the engine. Wouldn't want the catalyzer to malfunction and leave us without enough oxygen.
Maybe call some space programs on Earth and ask for them to develop rapidly-oscillating kinetic obstruction technology to help out in case of an extreme emergency. Wouldn't want to be ripped to shreds by an Exogarth or be vaporized by a star's heat.
I'd also wanna try and convince whoever's the captain to try and stay away from those Red Dragon folks, too much trouble there. Might nudge us towards Kepler-47c and take some sweet double sun pictures. Or try and sneak a cloaking device onboard and look at the scary stuff on Zerus or M6-117. And maybe visit all the different coloured people on Irk or Andoria.
Or maybe just watch some movies or play some games :P
aWSOMN360
@sonny88p: HA, popular vote...... I hate you, and as you can see we already have i leader, Captain Louis Everlasting-turk.
sonny88p
@aWSOMN360:I'm the commander of the spaceship Philadelphia
It has a better internet connection than the Gondola
sonny88p
king/queen sized bed
personal gravity regulators for low gravity fun or high gravity training
George Foreman Grill
personal robot butlers, human looking sex robots also available upon request
for long distances across the ship you can use
sonny88p
The Philadelphia
every cabin has
computer workstation
iPad holding toilet
massage chair
king/queen sized bed
personal gravity regulators for low gravity fun or high gravity training
George Foreman Grill
personal robot butlers, human looking sex robots also available upon request
for long distances across the ship you can use
sonny88p
@deadshadow:a room filled with mindless clones of people you know, all ready to be killed (only allowed in that room though, only one person allowed in the room at a time just so you don't kill a non-clone by chance)
don't worry, there are multiple copies of that room all over the spaceship
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KorporalKitty PAM
@SpongeyGString: me and nolan are the yellow and pink rangers as they are the smallest
KorporalKitty PAM
What if we where sent to the moon to make the average global IQ go up like they did to chavs
KorporalKitty PAM
@Redblood801:any vessel travelling at warp 10 would exist at all points in the universe at once.
SpongeyGString Akari~n!
@JohnStephen: You could've done better than that. (Homodelphia or something? I dunno.)
SpongeyGString Akari~n!
@aWSOMN360: Nah, Gummi gets to ride out the back on water-skis.
Without a spacesuit.
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