shenmoki BANNED
Just in general, what are the best quotes you'v ever heard? They can be funny inspirational stupid anything and they can come from anywhere like real life comics tv shows movies - whatever.
Mine is: Riley! Not all women are hoes! Maybe like, 20, 25% tops!
From: The Boondocks
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forcep BANNED
Speak softly and carry a big stick
BreadWolf Weinerlord
@shenmoki:
Titus Andronicus
It's apparently Shakespeare's first tragedy. Haven't read it, though.
Shannbro
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.â€" -George Carlin
BreadWolf Weinerlord
"The only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed." -Lelouch, Code Geass
"Tell me, why do you think people believe in God? Because they want to. It's not easy living in such an ugly corrupt world, there is no certainty and nothing to hope for. People are lost so they reach out. Don't you get it? God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." -Dr Londes, Cowboy Bebop
"I look around me, and, lo! on every visage a black veil!" -Hooper, The Minister's Black Veil
Will probably add more later.
Guest
Not the bees! Ah! They're in my eyes! My eyes! Ah!
Guest
"Let them eat cake ." - Ray Narvaez Jr.
Timoto58
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write" Gavin D Free.
volroc
"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love." -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore - 1998
deadshadow foking furry
"wealth, fame, glory these things are useless to me the is only one thing i need power, power is for the strong kryptonian and i am the strongest of them all face me and you will see true power" (from a project im working on)
TheXRayFactor Based Deak
— Are you ready for what's coming?
— Ready as I'll ever be.
— Most people aren't.
— There's a little saying... dates back for generations...
— Go on...
— Be prepared for anything at any time from anybody, don't take no shit, always stand your ground. People wanna come up to me and run their mouth - guess what? I'll throw them through the fucking window... I won't think a thing of it.
~Blaise Bailey Finnegan III in "BBF3", by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
CyroWolf
“For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.†- Neil deGrasse Tyson
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.†- George Carlin
TheXRayFactor Based Deak
@CyroWolf:
It should have been "Think of how stupid the mean person is" or something like that, though
Fapplejakks
"Ain't you seen it's a door?"
"I don't think no one's home"
"Well, its a door, and next time you better knock, or imma choke yo ass out, cuz i don't take no shit."- Tom Segura
SpongeyGString Akari~n!
'I can't help that I'm loud when I walk. My father was a marching band, Mum was kind of slutty.' - Burnie Burns
Neku
"Everyone has their own internal world - a secret garden only they can enter. Each world follows its own logic - individuality. And the logic of one world means nothing in another. Understanding people isn't hard, it's impossible." - TWEWY
M4xwell Insanitarium
"Imagine a sculptor being confronted by a stranger, who, as it turns out, confesses to revere our sculptor. Imagine the flattery known to anybody who is told they've inspired some noble aspiration in somebody. The student then presents our sculptor with a work fashioned after the sculptor's own style - a likeness of the student himself. It is a monstrosity! A fucking mess. Even worse, is that our artist sees that this piece of shit before him is a more reasonable facsimile of his own work than he'd like to think. You fucking idiot!! Admire me?!! You shit!!! I'm the villain in this fucking story!"
~Johnny C.
deadshadow foking furry
"what makes you so special you think its your strength or or intellect or your powers you take so much pride in you're no better than the filth you associate with and for that sin i will show you what it truly mean to know fear and don't worry i will make the process as painful as possible"
Pivotal5trike
"I am Manny Peoples, many people have tried to be Manny Peoples, many people love Manny Peoples, but not many people can be Manny Peoples." - Manny Peoples, 2013
Runlikablkguy
"Innocent until proven black." - Dylon
Maybe some other dudes said this as well but he's the only one that matters in my book.
M4xwell Insanitarium
"Such amusing fiction, these stories they tell. It always comes to this. If they really had a desire to live, they would've been more aware of how easy it is to die, would've chosen their actions more wisely. In these moments, you can tell they're not regretting having hurt you. They regret doing it to your face. They get so loud. They make so much noise. I try to waituntil I'm off of the room before I start laughing... A blur... of... sweating... screaming... human... drama... but, everyonce in a while, they say things that sound like words. They make me think about what I'm doing. The noises make me uncomfortable. So uncomfortable that... sometimes... I wonder... why I don't just get myself a pair of earplugs."
Neal ROLF
@Redblood801: Well the 4th and 5th panels are. But the comic ends with the King of Britain gaining taking the throne.
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