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shenmoki

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Just in general, what are the best quotes you'v ever heard? They can be funny inspirational stupid anything and they can come from anywhere like real life comics tv shows movies - whatever.
Mine is: Riley! Not all women are hoes! Maybe like, 20, 25% tops!
From: The Boondocks

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BreadWolf

Weinerlord

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shenmoki

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@BreadWolf: Haha what is that from?

forcep

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Speak softly and carry a big stick

BreadWolf

Weinerlord

@shenmoki:
Titus Andronicus
It's apparently Shakespeare's first tragedy. Haven't read it, though.

DashingRainbow

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"my greatest wish is for a world without jews." -Lauren Faust

Shannbro

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”" -George Carlin

Fapplejakks

@DashingRainbow: " Fucking Jews" - Mel Gibson

darkjungle

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War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength
-1984

TheOnlyHuman

" It was the mona lisa of dicks." - Dashing Rainbow

BreadWolf

Weinerlord

"The only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed." -Lelouch, Code Geass

"Tell me, why do you think people believe in God? Because they want to. It's not easy living in such an ugly corrupt world, there is no certainty and nothing to hope for. People are lost so they reach out. Don't you get it? God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." -Dr Londes, Cowboy Bebop

"I look around me, and, lo! on every visage a black veil!" -Hooper, The Minister's Black Veil

Will probably add more later.

Guest

Not the bees! Ah! They're in my eyes! My eyes! Ah!

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Guest

"Let them eat cake ." - Ray Narvaez Jr.
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Timoto58

"WHAT IS GAME NIGHT!?" Gavin D Free.

Timoto58

"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write" Gavin D Free.

Timoto58

"People like grapes" Gavin D Free.

Timoto58

"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg" Gavin D Free.

volroc

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love." -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore - 1998

deadshadow

foking furry

"wealth, fame, glory these things are useless to me the is only one thing i need power, power is for the strong kryptonian and i am the strongest of them all face me and you will see true power" (from a project im working on)

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

" Stupid is as stupid does."- Forrest Gump

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

— Are you ready for what's coming?
— Ready as I'll ever be.
— Most people aren't.
— There's a little saying... dates back for generations...
— Go on...
— Be prepared for anything at any time from anybody, don't take no shit, always stand your ground. People wanna come up to me and run their mouth - guess what? I'll throw them through the fucking window... I won't think a thing of it.

~Blaise Bailey Finnegan III in "BBF3", by Godspeed You! Black Emperor

CyroWolf

“For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

Redblood801

Chief Dingus

Say not in grief: "He is no more." but live in thankfulness that he was.

TheXRayFactor

Based Deak

@CyroWolf:
It should have been "Think of how stupid the mean person is" or something like that, though

Captain_Chaos


Fapplejakks

"Ain't you seen it's a door?"
"I don't think no one's home"
"Well, its a door, and next time you better knock, or imma choke yo ass out, cuz i don't take no shit."- Tom Segura

Gamechild

Tötet alle Juden -Hitler
It means kill all jews

DashingRainbow

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@deadshadow:
are you writing a superman fanfic?

shamanowl

Huh. We can’t seem to load this image.

Gamechild

"my greatest wish is for a world without jews." -Lauren Faust

SpongeyGString

Akari~n!

'I can't help that I'm loud when I walk. My father was a marching band, Mum was kind of slutty.' - Burnie Burns

DashingRainbow

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"I am going to kill you, and than I'm going to defile your corpse."-Jonah King

Neku

"Everyone has their own internal world - a secret garden only they can enter. Each world follows its own logic - individuality. And the logic of one world means nothing in another. Understanding people isn't hard, it's impossible." - TWEWY

M4xwell

Insanitarium

"Imagine a sculptor being confronted by a stranger, who, as it turns out, confesses to revere our sculptor. Imagine the flattery known to anybody who is told they've inspired some noble aspiration in somebody. The student then presents our sculptor with a work fashioned after the sculptor's own style - a likeness of the student himself. It is a monstrosity! A fucking mess. Even worse, is that our artist sees that this piece of shit before him is a more reasonable facsimile of his own work than he'd like to think. You fucking idiot!! Admire me?!! You shit!!! I'm the villain in this fucking story!"

~Johnny C.

deadshadow

foking furry

"what makes you so special you think its your strength or or intellect or your powers you take so much pride in you're no better than the filth you associate with and for that sin i will show you what it truly mean to know fear and don't worry i will make the process as painful as possible"

Pivotal5trike

"I am Manny Peoples, many people have tried to be Manny Peoples, many people love Manny Peoples, but not many people can be Manny Peoples." - Manny Peoples, 2013

Jaystay1999

Fat kids dont do drugs

risaxis

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@Jaystay1999:white men can't jump.

aStingyMiser

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"That's faggot shit." -Cody Wallen

aStingyMiser

BANNED

"I am 10." -Cody Wallen

asporkthief

"I know, I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!" - Brock

aldude

SP00PY

"Treat others the way you want to be treated" - a rapist

LouAPinto

"I'm not aware of to many things, I know what I know if you know what I mean."

Overtoad

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I give you a hamburger.

Runlikablkguy

"Innocent until proven black." - Dylon
Maybe some other dudes said this as well but he's the only one that matters in my book.

LouAPinto

@Runlikablkguy:YOU OWN A BOOK!?
wow you are really moving up in the world

Runlikablkguy

@Korporal_kitty: I still can't read.

cannonofdoom

Superannuate

"I am Catbug!" - Michael "Burnie" Burns

Neal

ROLF

I love the "People in a mob" quote. And if you don't know it here:
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Redblood801

Chief Dingus

@Neal: And that's how Mad King Ryan came to power.

M4xwell

Insanitarium

"Such amusing fiction, these stories they tell. It always comes to this. If they really had a desire to live, they would've been more aware of how easy it is to die, would've chosen their actions more wisely. In these moments, you can tell they're not regretting having hurt you. They regret doing it to your face. They get so loud. They make so much noise. I try to waituntil I'm off of the room before I start laughing... A blur... of... sweating... screaming... human... drama... but, everyonce in a while, they say things that sound like words. They make me think about what I'm doing. The noises make me uncomfortable. So uncomfortable that... sometimes... I wonder... why I don't just get myself a pair of earplugs."

Neal

ROLF

@Redblood801: Well the 4th and 5th panels are. But the comic ends with the King of Britain gaining taking the throne.